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The second “twat” is absolutely joyous

This time last year Rafa was making unhappy noises. He hasn’t so far so it seems to me he knows what’s going on.

Because I never thought about using manky pallets, I love sitting on rusty nails as well. Also because I have a clue what I’m doing.

In other DIY news my decking arrived this morning, I fully can’t be arsed to do it now but I will be posting pictures when I start so fair warning

I’ve not decided which one of you it is yet

I’ve had it twice so one of you lucky cunts is off Scott free by my maths

Im a H&S manager, inviting volunteers into your place of work and having them do work is absolutely a recipe for mayhem. I wouldnt want to risk assess that or provide all inductions for all the slack jawed doyles, who is providing the equipment and do their insurers know it’s happening? Spastics.

He still laying bricks building that Sistine chapel of a bbq

We had just got promoted and finished 10th, highest of all promoted teams I think? We need to strengthen this summer obviously but last season was as good as we could hope for imo, with or without Mitrovic.

Second lot is definitely worse but I’ve only one more to go. Glad to be home, came home with enough tablets and injections to start a chemist including some canny painkillers that space me right out so apologies if I talk more shite than normal.

What is it you do mate?

That kid looks like Kevin Bridges the unfortunate cow

Pele scored 9000 international goals man, his memory is as good as his hard on

What if I lied and I’ve only ever seen a plane from a distance? Thats lying and not being an expert, perfect

I’ve already applied. Been on a plane therefore qualified

Aye cheers man, may as well sack the chemo off now

“Screaming fanny” brought to mind a cross between a minge and a under lubed metal working lathe. Strange how the mind works some times. To answer your question I’m terrified about both situations. However I’m 0.5% looking forward to it all going to shite just as schadenfreude. And I’ve been collecting cans of dog food and paracetamol for roughly 13 years.

Doesn’t matter, Bayern also interested anyway

Kramaric apparently, is he the one who got sent home for not coming on as sub?

Gary Neville tweeted that sky have a team of 12 looking at replays and best angles to show for their broadcast, VAR have two. Surely let the VAR ref use the broadcasters replays. The ref on the field should be enforcing decisions made by VAR not the other way round, thats where the delays come in. Pointless arguing anyway, it’s here to stay.

Since I’m off work I’ve watched every game so far, the standard of teams/football and level of excitement has been pretty fucking woeful so far imo. Spain Portugal was a good game but Russia won 5-0 first game and it was pure boring. Might just not give as much as fuck about football as I used to.

But it’s changed 3 games by calling penalties correctly, where the result would have been different for the better. Is getting 3 right and 1 wrong not miles better than 4 wrong?

This is the problem. It’s being reviewed by referees, if the referees are shite then shite decisions will still be made. At the moment they have called 3 penalties correctly that wouldn’t have been (clear and obvious mistakes) which would have hanged results, that’s obviously a good thing? They missed one on Kane, but that’s hardly the fault of a sky TiVo box, the refs were just shit.

Definitely a pen as well

Cheers, first lot wasn’t so bad so hopefully it’s the same