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Going back in tomorrow for my second three day stay/bout of chemo and boredom. Hair was falling out in clumps so had it shaved down the bone and took my beard off. I look like a frog and keep shampooing my baldy knapper when I’m on auto pilot.

Are you in a union mate? If not join one and contact them, your health issues should be more than enough I wouldn’t even mention spending time with your nephew.

Has there been a VAR disputed goal yet like? Genuine question cos I don’t remember one. I just remember VAR being used to correctly call 2 penalties so far.

Aye best just let wrong decisions stand

Was the right decision though

If you are getting so drunk you black out just have a couple of lines of whiff to straighten yourself up, clears the head and allows more drinking. Or stop drinking so much, either or.

France are going to give these a dry bumming

I’ve got Pepe and Ramos to both be booked and a draw here. Could be onto something

I’m probably the definition of a binge drinker, can go weeks without touching it then go mad when I have a night out. I’m a delightful drunk though so sack packing in

There’s a tiki bar in Manchester. I saw Bez from the happy Monday’s in there properly getting off with a ropey mid 40s former page three looking bird.

Worst 5-0 ever?

Fucking shite this mind

If you have never laid bricks before that a very ambitious first go mate

I like Rondon but it would be a bit underwhelming

https://imgur.com/tdrHzF7

They are the best projects anyway, better than dealing with her indoors and choosing colours etc.

Glad it’s went smoothly mate. Got any graft to do on it or just decorate? Im bored as fuck being off work so have decided to deck out my back yard.

Dear diary. Been home a week, been dead spaced out and tired. Got fucking oral thrush cos my white blood cells died, nobody told me that was a possibility.. Going back in this morning for blood tests and another dose of chemo. Meant to be playing a in a charity football match this aft so if I feel well enough I’m going down to watch

Just do that one then. I will win my own mini league at least

Ah well I set a league up on the telegraph one cos it allows private leagues. League name - toontastic league pin - 8152400 passcode - 0110 Can wait for the official one and redo it if you want?

There is one on the sun website (I know) that I could set up if my brain feels like working today.

Watched the Sir Bobby documentary last night, what a gentleman he was

Attacking central midfielder I think. Probably more of a midfield 3 than a number 10

Cheers lads. Got the full FM on my laptop and bored of it already tbh. will get mario, is mario kart any good or just a rehash?