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I’ve said it before and Howay nails it better but the apathy amongst the fans is going to be the legacy of Ashley’s ownership.

I’ve got mates who were in bands, mates who are performance artists, mates who are are gay, mates who are drag queens, mates who are trans. If one of my mates described himself as an MC it would be the end of our friendship.

I just wish Trooper would make his feelings clear and stop sitting on the fence

Weird that they used Cowell as an example of a straight man mind

Anyone ever had tendinitis? Ive kind of thrown myself back into work maybe a bit too quickly and I was up all last night with really severe pains across the top of my foot/around my ankle. Having a google is looks like tendinitis but I didn’t expect it to be this painful!

1-0 win

I’m not going vegan, but I do all the other stuff. Recycle properly, eat a lot less meat than I used to, bike about, public transport. Kind of welcome the upcoming ice age though tbh, the earth could do with a fucking big purge.

As an alternative, we played quite well today. If we play like that against those teams we will do well and could be mid table.

I’m a brunette

Ive not accomplished having a 1.5’ ginger cock either, wanna talk about that?

However this ends, I’m properly wound up by how much the talk has been about how “United” have been shite, we have been class but very little notice of it.

I like my job but it’s my first week back and fucking hell it can do one. We had the HSE on one our sites and everyone’s arse fell out, when I got there I knew the inspector and there was no issues but everyone was still going full retard

Adam reach wasn’t good enough for Boro, sold to sheff wed and doesn’t start every week. Get out the chequebook man

Cheers all and congrats hmhm. been out for a few but keeping the powder dry till next weekend. thanks for all the good wishes over the duration, you lot aren’t bad

Cheers lads. Going to enjoy all my vices next weekend, got my mates coming to manc for my bday. Just waiting for some pubs to open and I’m off out

Cancer free. Bring me all the beers!

Didn’t score today Rafa. Even Yedlin scored against these shit houses

Cheers, but you can keep it

Slapheads suit some blokes, it doesn’t suit me. I had fairly long hair and had a full beard since I will 18, so I’ve gone from unkempt wilderness looking fucker to a frog whose heads too small for his body. It’s a strong look

I can accept the blowing out my arse bit, I’m nearly 34 and my recent illness etc. I played for professional and semi pro teams when I was younger so my pride took a right hook when I couldn’t pass the ball 5 yards. Even miss timed a header and took one square in the mush. Shocking

I have (had) such lovely hair though

Has my last scan last week, got to wait until next Friday for results. The waiting to find out is probably worse than the treatment. Hair has decided to grow back patchy as, I’ve had it razored off twice and it’s still being a mong. Still better than a man bun that I see cunts wearing like so I might just grow it out

I played football for the first time since the chemo on Tuesday. Thought I was going to throw my lungs up for 95% of the time and to top off I was fucking shite. Its a start though I suppose.

Fulham spent 100 million this summer, we made a profit of 20 odd million. They play a different brand of football with more (and better) attacking players. Still think Benitez will have us finish higher than Fulham. Could not give less of a fuck about international football, or the goals scored while playing internationally.

Do you still use ask Jeeves instead of google as well?