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Splurged on one, since I’m not going to be out and about a lot. Got zelda, owt else that’s a definate purchase?

B*witches - Rollercoaster nevrr heard of it

Someone aggressively screaming “yes, take me now” would almost certainly kill my boner and at least make me laugh my tits off. Therefore no rape, even in that consensual example.

Sounds like they went all out this season to buy their way back and fucked it. Good.

Imagine selz has an agreed move that will cover the entire outlay of this

Aye course I am man! Feel remarkably chipper today, second dose about to start

Tbh I’m just going to ignore him, will annoy him more because he’s one of them nebby cunts who wants to know everyone’s business. There are some class looking young nurses/doctors/whatever the specific colours mean, mooching about so im being kept entertained

Finally started chemo at half 7. Should be done by about 4am including fluids, rinse and repeat tomorrow. The boredom isn’t that bad yet but there is a complete whopper in my bay of 4 beds and I can’t be arsed with him already. He’s rude to the nurses and when I put my headset it to watch my iPad he said something snarky to the other fella about me not wanting to chat. Silly auld cunt, I hadn’t even turned the iPad on so heard every word. I’m going to get super petty with him if he carries on

Chemo starts in the morning. More worried about how bored I’m going to be in the hospital for 3 full days and overnight that owt else. I’m taking my laptop and iPad to read on. Might see if there is a telly I can hook my Xbox up to next time

Just been told about the wig service, going to get an absolute Keegan perm job.

Nah it’s like a really baggy babies elbow mate

Elbow skin mate

I’m at the pub so I can’t see my kidney results coming back 100% They asked last time if I wanted a synthetic ball putting in, for the look of it. Can’t say then asthetics of my ball sack ever bothered me tbh

Had my lung function and hearing tests, kidney tests for 3 hours tomorrow then have the weekend for myself before I start chemo Tuesday. Just want to get cracking now tbh, pretty boring being signed off work

All the best lads

Haha aye. Possibly gives me tinnitus too, so will help drown our lasses whamping. cheers all

Got to have 3 weeks of BEP chemo. Full whack, hair loss the lot. Going to get my head buzzed on Monday, 98% success rate so could have been a lot worse. Just going to be a shit 9-12 weeks and that’s it hopefully.

Cheers lads. Sure it will be fine

Cancer has come back. They haven’t said where or what but that it’s treat-able. Christie on Friday to see what’s what. Been 3 years in remission so my head is a bit fucked.

No spoilers, but she does and they are class

Yeah but 1.75 for Cole was a lot then, it’s basically nowt now. He gets a kicking because he is a bit “fancy” and isn’t a world beater. But for £2 million, he grafts his tits off, has a little bit of quality and finished top scorer. I would rather have a £30 million pound number 10 of course, but he has been vital to us.

He cost about £2 million pound. He probably the best £2 million we have ever spent tbf

Think they are going to be playing St Pauli next year, in the ultimate football hipsters weekend break

Delighted for Perez to get 10 this season after the unwarranted clog he gets

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