Renton

I see the Rwandan scheme is forcing people over the border with Ireland who don't have the capacity for them or people are simply going off grid. Genius. Now we will have tens of thousands of asylum seekers without any knowledge of where they are.

The results from that equation equals one fat bastard.

Listened to the Newsagents Kinnock podcast and think the answer to the question premise is yes, he's the best PM we never had, a political giant compared to the pygmies today. I think all the lefties should listen to him. Anyway, there followed a newsagents special with Lewis Goodall about the treatment of child asylum seekers. I had to turn it off as I found it too upsetting.

Gemmill is a cunt. Let's see if Shearer parrots this next MotD.

"Raise warning level to Def Com Brown. We thought we'd gotten away with it after the Black Cats bar blunder, but Grimes has sussed the Frat kid's true allegiance and the placement of the infantry behind enemy lines". "Roger. We'll I instruct the Frat kid to wear an FTM pin badge. Over."

Aye. It looks like the ManU match might decide 6th place, hopefully by then a draw will be enough for us.

I dunno. Aren't they red and white Bilbao brothers in arms?

ManU drawn. Mackems perennial losers. Another near perfect day for us!

Well done Klopp.

Tbf I have a weird blind spot for QPR and Crystal Palace, always get them mixed up for some reason, don't know why.

Got that saved. Very underrated politician imo.

Didn't Sunak recently think Rwanda was in Louisiana or something?

I normally have empathy in this kind of situation, but for Trump supporters?

@ the title. Nothing less than 6 goals and 4 points is acceptable.

You've all accidentally toggled it into nostalgia mode, 2002 edition. Settings>Internet time>nostalgia mode. 👍

But Whickham and West Auckland are both in county Durham marra. Must have been a fifth column of fans of massive lads with a grudge against toilets.

I do love how they make the SoL seem like such a lovely place.

It's always the little ones who are most radgie. At school there was a lad simply called "Ginger" who was a really short and a complete psycho. Often the same for dogs too.

Circumnavigated the globe 10 times over, impressive. Whereas mine made 10 miles. I doubt I've driven half that distance in my life like.

This is true but Hurley was from the black and white era before the world turned colour and was a centre back which makes his veneratio less explicable to me, fair does though. Whereas most of us will have seen David Kelly play, he was centre forward, and also a part-time arms inspector befor Blair murdered him. RIP.

I actually think I hate the ickle spickle cunt more than any of the headbangers. He's completely debased himself.

Is this a thing, free poppadoms? I'm not sure it is. Mind, if I don't get free prawn crackers with my Chinese there will be hell on.

What about the ManU players arm too? Looks like it is out to me in the direction of the goal, beyond his foot, whereas the Coventry player's arm is by his side. Imagine being a VAR official and being such a penis as to give that decision man.

It's happening already. Nobody complains more about not having the time to do things than your average pensioner.