Renton

Starmer like a dog with two cocks here. Usually Sunak time humiliation.

This is a bit awks for Sunak at PMQ. Just piss off you half pint loser.

Natalie Elphick has just defected to Labour. Shambles.

Poor dog.

In every important way except physical geography Harrogate is darn South. And even then its halfway down there. I managed 1:27 of that Irish song. Do I win a prize?

Cunts.

Cullercoats will never be sunny. Was in York this weekend, finally a bit of warmth and sun. Drove home, fucking freezing clag as ever.

Malmo looks canny.

I thought Olly Alexander was supposed to be a good singer? Can't say I'm that convinced on that performance. Hope I'm wrong like. Nice to hear most these Europeans are mainly singing in English again mind. Rule Brittainia. Oh God Windows95man, I'd forgotten about him.

Because it's filtered on that website I think. The stupid cunts aren't fucking trusted to be grown ups.

AYe, I just hope this motivates the anti-tory sentiment. Also, I genuinely don't think the tories have any ideas, any plan at all. Once a GE is announced, I do expect Labour to release a more positive manifesto and I just think it will get even worse for them. "Stability is change" Reeves was saying today also resonates with me personally.

Apart from this being utter bollocks and about as detached from reality as it's possible to get, how these fuckers have the nerve after "chaos with Ed Miliband" is quite beyond me.

Fucking hell. I'm drifting in and out this match. Every time I put it on Palace almost score. I take it 4 0 is a flattering result for "United"?

Gerrin, take that you Dutch slaphead cunt. These are fucking shite like, I'll be gutted if we don't finish above them.

They've really turned on the Frat kid, haven't they? Fucking hell, why would any sane person want to own that club, manage them, or even play for them? Never knew you could get £1500 notes mind.

This post is a single"a" away from perfection. "bananable"

Finally a new fashion statement I can get on board with. Thanks Baron Von Schitzpants.

I think about a third is right for most places in locals. I don't think there will be that many shy Conservatives willing to come out in a GE this time. And I think there will be a lot of tactical voting against them. Also there is Scotland and Wales where the Tories won't pick up a single seat but Labour are recovering. Finally, in the GE Reform will have candidates in every seat which will decimate the cunts. Just so sick of it now though. Can't happen soon enough so we get some grown ups in charge.

Also the most toxic home atmosphere (not in a good way) and by far the shortest managerial half life. Although the latter would personally appeal to me if I got the contract right.

You can't just simply project the votes from local elections onto a GE. If that were true, 25% of MPs would be independents. It's been a tremendous set of local election results for Labour and utterly disastrous for the conservatives. The most relevant election was the byelection, where the swing to Labour was off the scale. Even the swing seen in their only success, Tees valley, an area the tories have totally pork barelled and the inhabitants are as thick as pigshit, will seen the tories wiped out. Oh and yues, get rid of Sunak, and let's see what happens.

☝️ MACKEM LIKE BEHAVIOUR KLAXXON. Ban him mods.

I mean Sunak though, how is someone as loaded as him and completely insulated from financial worries be prepared to debase himself like he does? He's the most deluded cunt since this guy.

Aye, it was. These mayoral elections have been hard to predict. I thought Khan was a shoe in for London.

As if. Everbody looks for the crappy Mondeo keys in the punch bowl and gives them a swerve.