Renton

I'm getting out this thread before the police come knocking.

Quality. 115392[/snapback] Was it just me thinking it might be some sick variant of the soggy biscuit game?

Dont listen to that fool I read his txts the other week, and believe me, your lasses txts are very very verytame in comparison to what was on his mobile. If you feel strongly enough, and its playing on ya mind, then tell her you have read it and ask her what it means. Give her the chance to explain 1st, you will know if her explanation is plausible or not. If it sounds like a load of rubbish then ask her what is really going on. But give her the benefit of the doubt 1st, and then tell her how you feel about this guy, least then you two can sort it together. If she loves you she will want to sort it out as she wont want you to be feeling bad. 115146[/snapback] Ignore her, she knaaas nowt, in fact shes just narked cos I wouldnt go round and help her fix her loft. 115148[/snapback] I live in a ground floor flat ya knacker 115151[/snapback] I think he knows that. Did you read the Munroe transfer thread?

Aye i was surprised to see Sned say that... 114647[/snapback] Me too. Thought it was a bit daft to suggest an issue like that had anything to do with me posting on here at all tbh. Ah well. 114707[/snapback] Especially when everyone knows you hate it because you are gay 114793[/snapback] 114884[/snapback] You can always tell when someone says something about Gemmill that's true because he just posts a smilie.

An online Pimping service. There's a market there somewhere. 114889[/snapback] still got the bit of paper somewhere as well 114897[/snapback] Keep it, it'll be worth a fortune as a piece of online history one day.

The tip of a poo poking its head out? Aye, it is.

tbs tbs

Prove it... 'cause if you can't, I want the blame... 114696[/snapback] I'm Claudius! 114708[/snapback] No, I'm Claudius. Etc, repeat to fade.

Aye, normal people conduct interviews on websites with themselves all the time. 114657[/snapback] I missed this. Can anyone give me a brief synopsis or linky? Did he put (laughs) in the interview? 114663[/snapback] JWTBQF 114665[/snapback] I know I'm a bit late here but Jesus Wept!

Bee stings tbh.

Aye, normal people conduct interviews on websites with themselves all the time. 114657[/snapback] I missed this. Can anyone give me a brief synopsis or linky? Did he put (laughs) in the interview?

And that thread started by someone who registered this morning confirms what exactly? FFS! 114634[/snapback] whoever it is is a bastid of the highest order, hes put back all the good work done by proper fans by months even years, at this rate we're stuck with either Steve Bruce or Jimmy Nail. Shepherds going to go apeshit when he hears this. Black day I tell you black day. 114635[/snapback] And don't forget all the toon fans who will have given up their jobs upon hearing Hitzfeld was at the match. Shame on whoever!

I didn't see it, seems a bit strange that they would read out a text message though. Whoever did it should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves. Btw, when did Taylor27 jump on the Hitzfeld bandwagon anyway?

FFS

Hmmmm, I'm trying to think of some piss accident anecdotes but I've no chance of trumping any of the stories so far. However, I can beat Craig's story about his skanky student friends. I once shared a house with a medical student who was pathologically lazy. So much so in fact that often he couldn't be arsed to go to the toilet upstairs for a piss. So what he did was, he pissed in empty milk bottles and threw them out the window into the back garden. As you can imagine, our house was a real hit with all the lady students. The worst bit was when we were moving out I had to show the people moving in after us around the house. It was pretty difficult explaining why there were two dozen milk bottles half filled with urine scattered around the back garden lawn. He also had a penchant for sleep-pissing, and destroyed the lounge curtains in no time. Oh happy days.

That thread was so good I still remember reading it live as it happened. Can't believe it was more than a year ago.

Hmmmm. Could all be an elaborate ploy by themags to see S-O's cock?

Fuck off! This isn't happening. And LP, you sound like you're talking from experience.

So this thread has the potential to be the best ever and/or get us all put away as nonces then? Interesting.

It's purely txt's on her requests. Funny thing is wor lass is in London this weekend and I had a win on the football at the weekend that I haven't told her about!!! My Friday night hole is sorted, if a little pricey! 114088[/snapback] JS She doesn't read this site I take it?

Ask her how much for the Munro transfer followed by washing the dog then.

* Transfixed *

Can you pm me her number please. Thanks. (I'm desperate!) 114013[/snapback] Obviously.

"Sophie" is probably a morbidly obese 60 year old hag.

Wooooo-hoo-hooOOOOOooooooOOooo!!! 112170[/snapback] Phnarr phnarrr..... I'm pretty hooked, which is surprising as I usually hate these type of programs (BB, shipwrecked etc). Have to say if you watch the accompanying "You're fired" program most of them don't come across as bad as they do on the program, Manny being an example.