Renton

Won't let him post either.

Agreed. And go abroad and it's even worse. Old french ladies have no respect!

I still love him. 123116[/snapback] But if he loved you he would have given you his mobile number to text. I think he's cheating on you. 123120[/snapback] I did text him too 123122[/snapback] PMed, posted, and texted? You're smitten.

I still love him. 123116[/snapback] But if he loved you he would have given you his mobile number to text. I think he's cheating on you.

How about this one? Some posters on toontastic.net Are fond of saying Jesus wept And it should come as no surprise, To hear to be honest materialise. All this applies to those in the know And all I can say is and rightly so. Kind of goes down hill after the first line I think.

True, apart from the scouse bit.

Don't know about it having a Lidl, but it looks lovely.

Cotton carrier bags all the way. Proper eco-warrior, me. 123076[/snapback] On a completely random note I was looking at biodegradable coffins in a funeral directors called "Go as you please" yesterday. Wish I'd thought of that business - over three grand for a burial at sea! 123079[/snapback] That's exactly how I picture Renton spending his weekends. Window shopping in funeral parlours, saying to his wife "we all go one day pet, best to be prepared" 123081[/snapback] As he never smiles he'd make the perfect undertaker. 123085[/snapback] The name caught my eye as I walked down Whitley road actually. Have a peek - some interesting coffins including NUFC ones. Keep taking the piss and you'll be needing one.

Cotton carrier bags all the way. Proper eco-warrior, me. 123076[/snapback] On a completely random note I was looking at biodegradable coffins in a funeral directors called "Go as you please" yesterday. Wish I'd thought of that business - over three grand for a burial at sea!

Yes, I'd give him one more chance. Especially since we are so limited in options.

That's spot on 123059[/snapback] Superb. I suggest replacing "are really shit" with "do the trick" if you want it published though.

None of that even rhymes! 123051[/snapback] I'm not a poet and don't I know it Better?

Jesus wept, the Chronicle is hilariously bad. Mind, so is Radio Newcastle. I listened to it going in the other day (not being able to stand any more of Brazil) and they were having a special from the airport, where they were going around asking people what they thought of it. "Erm, it's alright" was the usual response. Then they had a phone in competition. Can't remember what the question was, but the prize was a meal for 2 at the Beefeaters pub near the airport. Pure Alan Partridge, and one of the hazards of living in a provicial city.

His attitude still stinks though. Unless he changes completely, I don't want him in the team.

I think you're wrong, and both loopholes have been closed.

Better than Tesco's though. TRUTH.

Very family oriented though. All this buy 1 get one free shite is no good for the singleton. Have to pay over the odds for 1 item because the free one goes off before consuming it. I prefer permanantly low prices *slaps the spare copper in arse pocket a couple of times* 122954[/snapback] Tesco isn't too good for BOGOFs actually. I suggest you avoid Morrisons.

Wtf is a shredded? Actually, I literally despise Tescos, especially that one. The meat there is rancid. Good for none food though. 122947[/snapback] A shredder? 122949[/snapback] I got one from the bargain book shop in the royal quays. Like popping blister wrap, I never get tired of using it.

Wtf is a shredded? Actually, I literally despise Tescos, especially that one. The meat there is rancid. Good for none food though.

I'm gutted that the nearest Waitrose is in Durham tbh. I have to make do with M&S - very inconvenient for parking.

Yes, and Netto. For peasants tbh.

We've had it before but....

Fucking hell DotBum, get the skin coloured green and you've got the Incredible Hulk as your avatar! 122903[/snapback] Crying out for a photoshop job!

Who are you taling to? Alex? Well PM him then!

I downloaded them onto my video last night.