Renton

You wouldn't know it listening to R5. Chris Mason has just said Labour still has a "mountain to climb" to climb to win a GE. Fuck off man! Haven't looked at the data yet but this must have been a record swing to Labour even with the LDs acting the cunt.

Even I'm under mild threat of redundancy and aye, it's unsettling. I'm fucking ace at my job like but I'm expensive and old, so who knows? The economy's completely fucked and it's feeding into my field.

I'll second this. I'm wary to say this cos I don't want to sound patronising but HMHM you've got a real flair for creative writing. There's got to be some job you can apply this to. The Lee Ryder stuff, creases me up just thinking about it.

Rule #1 is being a utter cunt.

If you look at that algoithm, it bascally says that all anybody should aspire to is to feed their kids. Do that, and well done, just forget about providing them with anything else they need to become productive content adults, like having parental time with them. Heaven forbid anyone should be allowed to have luxuries like a smart phone contact or Netflix subscription - literally FUCK those people. You've got to hand it to this government like. They successfully demonised the unemployed throughout the 80s, especially here in the NE, and of course they're still doing it despite Brexit supposed to be a cure for this. But now they've massively expanded the net and demonised the working poor. Some of these families have both parents working multiple jobs but its not enough, all pleasure in their lives need to be extinguished. Because its clearly THESE people who are responsible for the utter mess this country is in. Them and the immigrants.

What I wanna know is, if we've got the power to fix all these matches the mackem claim, why can't we make this go away? Useless Saudi overlords.

Ooooh, listen to this. He's been down sarf so long he's gone all la di dah and forgotten his roots!

You know when you need medical insurance, you have to declare any pre-existing conditions? And if something comes up which you had ticked no to, your insurance is invalid? Given the sums involved, I'm amazed this wasn't part of the paperwork? Surely there has be some come back from Milan on this.

Well he deserves the stereotype tropes imo.

I know. I still have faith, but this Toenail saga is fucking me right off. Thoughts drift again to what could have been. It's a pretty massive blow, still Howe has shown his resilence before.

Tonali might not play for us again, Barnes out for the forseeable, a LB who currently seems fairly redundant, ditto our RB. Still light in central defence, midfield, and don't have a third striker. Been a bit of a shir transfer window really hasn't it.

so it's GOOD NEWS.

Oof, Toenail, there is no going back now. IF things coming out now are true I think we need to bite the bullet and sack him and do whatever possible legally against Milan. I'm guessing I hope if we sack him he might be written off the books for FFP purposes? It's arnly money.

Aye, but we need one of the prgressive (stop sniggering at the back) parties to stand down. Lib Dems have done hte opposite in Mid Beds and have published false infromation from made up opinion polls and will split the vote. Mid Beds needed a swing of 37% to Labour, that probably wasn't happening anyway but looks hopeless now.

Tamworth and Mid Beds by elections today. Looks like the Lib Dems have fucked the Mid Beds election with negative campaigning against Labour FFS. Meanwhile, hopefully people in Tamworth (wherever that is) think about this before voting.

It does more than that, it "connects" with your car so I can locate it if its nicked or I forget where I parked it. Oh, and also I know how much fuel I have used remotely, which is useful because, erm. I'm obviously not paying it like.

My music player works pefectly well thanks, the only issue I have is literally the google search on the built in Sat Nav map. But after reading ewerk's posts, I reckon that you just don't get the issues us drivers of elite german cars have.

What most pisses me off about motor cyclists is the noise. Your vehicle has minimal weight and 2 wheels, it should be quiet, inaudible almost. But no, you have to makes so much noise revving your engine and backfiring it, it makes my slightly on the spectrum kid cover her ears or even cry in pain, you attention seeking bell ends. Sammy and J69 excepted, obviously.

What are the odds on Tonali having a sly bet on this?

Including J69. Sammy and J69 sitting in a tree.......

Very good point tbf. You don't know where this behaviour can lead. One minute your celebrating a minor windfall in sainsbury's, next you're buying creme eggs in bulk from Macro and peeling them in the hope of finding a white chocolate one.

If you still use cash, check your change. I got 50 pence change from Sainsbury and it looked odd, with Charlie boy's head on it. Checked and its worth £100!

That grammar is odd. It looks like our system DOES think you are a robot. Hmmmmm.

It's like selling a house and not declaring Gemmill is your next door neighbour. Dubious legally but absolutely wrong morally. Leaving aside the fact that Tonali and Milan have screwed us over, I never understood why lengthy football bans were a suitable answer, and how this is going to help his problem (same with Ivan Toney). Also I've no idea what type of due dilligence you need to undertake when signing a multi-million footballer. Hopefully it has some clause on addiction problems because its sucha common problem amongst footballers, and it will allow us to pursue legal action.