Renton

Weirdly, the Magedia with 'big Dawn' had a big thing last week saying Sunderland were the first club to get a standing area in the NE. So I can only assume you're delusional.

I watched that match in the manor of West Ham as it happens. Well, Bow, is that near? Chatted with John Hannah, who was quite famous following four weddings and a funeral and had a starring role in some forensic scientist drama at the time. Anyway, he confessed, being from East Kilbride, he was a massive fan of lads and was gutted with Shearer's winning goal.

Some highlights.

Better be quick!

Gordon to miss the Everton game. Fuck sticks.

Say hello, Harvey.

Barnnnnneesssss!

Who has? Some morons on social media? I live in Newcastle and don't know a single person who thinks this.

Trippier out. Botman out. Tino out. Lascelles out. Pope out. Just in defence. Honestly,, why make posts like this? Any manager would struggle in these circumstances.

Oh well.

In March? That's crazy talk.

I've just driven past the Harbour View in Seaton Sluice. Was pissing down, queue out the door with at least 50 people happy to pay for the privelge of soggy fish and chips in the rain. Doubt it's got much to do with God, just a silly SE Northumberland tradition now, and the chips aren't even that good.

I think worse, you're a boss aren't you? Actually employ people, no doubt to live in penury. A prime example of the bourgeoisie, made doubly worse by your celtic roots. Traitor. Get up against the wall.

This is why I have seagull themed nightmares.

Does that include you? Who do we have on here, ewerk, PL and CL, the triumvirate of evil, leeches on humanity. Beware the Bolsheviks, we're coming for you.

I always though the Metro's "South Gorsforrrrth" was a piss take but actually it probably fits the demographic on reflection. Should change the Wallsend announcement to "*hockle* Howman Waaalsend ya cunt" though.

New Netflix documentary called Turning Point about the Cold War. I don't think its teaching me anything new* but its a canny watch nonetheless and a history refresher. Plots the relationship between Russia and the West from the revolution to Putin, 9 1 hour episodes. * Other than Marx was German not Russian, the CIA are/were even more useless than I had supposed, and Gorby's wife was quite the groin stirrer when they met.

What could possibly go wrong?

Talking of Barton, the fucker's hilarious.

You're not wykiki. You can't steal this joke. Mods! I want to report some cultural appropriation!

Who'd have thought bisexuality has its own flag? If we're all honest, it has to be the best orientation to be, opens up a lot of real estate. As for Barton, he's gone down the usual rabbit hole hasn't he? Was an absolute bellend, reformed himself a bit, turned back to being an absolute bellend.

Have everywhere, and the airport seems more packed than ever. Which is a bit of a mystery to me considering there is a cost of living crisis.

For anyone interested. https://www.globalplayer.com/podcasts/episodes/7Dri6f8/ (Newsagents, Owen Jones interview).

I mean I know it's not just us, not even just anglophone countries. In a world where we have great scientists, artists, economists, inventors, technologists, business people..... And yet we have systems where the very detritus of society rise to the most important positions in society like one of CT's turds. Maybe politicians should be the first to be replaced by AI.