Renton

Fucking Hell, almost!

Class by Trips.

Today I think it's a combination of nerves and confidence. We miss Joelinton. Liverpool result knocked us for 6 and we haven't recovered. And just poor form in general. Well turn this round.

This is horrible, want the whistle to go.

Can Isak and Wilson finally combine?

And Almiron.

Wilson on.

Cheating Itae cunts.

Howay lads, get stuck in. Fuck them up a bit.

You're right of course. I keep finding myself leaving the room to do random bits of housework to distract myself. Why? Not like we will win this competition.

He's been like that all season. He's no Buffon like.

Really sloppy stuff by Burn and Pope here.

I reckon we get out this group through 3 home wins anyway. Then a single draw away will do it.

Don't know why I bother wiith this shit, too nervous to enjoy it! Ffs foul on Murphy.

Anyhow, I see you've been doing a good job in all the whataboutery stakes ewerk. Good on you. 👍 [passive agressive thumb symbol]

Erm Wykiki mate, you do realise Ant is irish?

I take it she didn't risk giving a rim job? Oh ffs now I've polluted my mind with YOUR FILTH.

Oh aye, no doubt you prefer the US "pizza pie" deep pan abominations I bet. Pizza in Italy is fucking lush man.

In all seriousness, just eat pizza and pasta in Italy. Can't go wrong. ALthough surprisingly I don't think I could find a pizza place in Navigli.

Can give you toxoplasmosis too. Lovely. 👍

I did in France too. Thought steak tartare was a like a minute steak. Waiter comes up with a plate of mince straight from what looked like Morrison's meat counter, cracks a raw egg in it, sprinkles on some pepper, mixes it all up with a fork. I was convinced this was going to the table next door, but non, it was mine. I ate it out of politeness and threw up on my way out. Milan food though, yeah, neigh chance I would risk that again.

Fucking EUSSR CET innit, karnts. Fucking clashes with all my childcare routines, will probably get done for driving whislt watching my phone (not really).

Weather has turned out nice for the big day, good. I've only been to Milan once (unfootball related) but went out in this area. Canny sure I ate some horse in retrospect.