Renton

FUCK OFF MAN.

Ffs, looks like they're trying to concede here.

We miss our runner and box crasher.

Aye.

What the fuck? Why on Earth you massive bumder.

Mackems are doing well I hate to say. Winning 3-1 in part thanks to the ginger piss biscuit getting sent off.

A 2-0 win would see us in the top half. Beginning to get a bit stressed here, this game is massive for us. Kid 1 is attending with Mrs Rents. She isn't arsed about football but loves the treats. Anyway, she's been to 11 matches and we've won them all.

Well apart from getting the ko wrong, you could have explained it's okay cos Callum normally comes on as a sub?

Liverpool just look massively unconvincing but always seem to get the rub of the green. I don't beleve in luck over the longer term although they are helped by biased refereeing decisions. Point is, I think they'll hit a bad run shortly. They don't look like the team of 3 years back to me.

Klopp Kunt.

Klopp Kunt.

Couldn't the fact he is coimng on as a sub against tired sides exaggerate his stats? I like Wilson but don't recall him being Haaland-level prolific as a starter.

Ha'way me marras. Shall wuz club together to buy wuz a megaflag? https://www.safcstore.com/item/1218/Accessories/MEGA-FLAG.html

Keir Starmer today. There's no case for it is there not? Yes, yes, I know why he is doing this but honestly, how many votes is this twat going to lose in Scotland and elsewhere with this bullshit. Sick of having to hold my nose when I vote.

This is new to me like. I still don't get the India reference. Leroy? Reminds me of once when I was driving through Liverpool as a passenger with a mate in his shitty cortina and we took a wrong turn into Grafton street in Toxteth. This was early 90s when the place was well dodgy. Sure enough, a bunch of black kids blocked the car and it looked pretty certain we'd be jacked and mugged. "Where you going la" said the biggest one. "Errr, to see our friend" was the first thing my mate thought of. "Oos ee then la?" The next bit my mate just went into automode, the fucking spanner. "Leroy" "Oh ay la. Leroy yer cunt? Leroy who?" "Erm, Leroy Johnson". Put his foot to the metal, tires burning, black lad knocked over the bonnet, like that scene front Pulp Fiction. Alright, not that bad, but still. Thankfully got to Upper Parliament Street and away without being murdered.

Fish is married. I think he mentioned it once.

The Spectator front covers from June 2016 to September 2023 pretty much sums it up.

Looks like @Gemmill has managed to fuck up the data inputs into the Excel column chart again.

Mebbes not the strongest defensively on reflection!

On paper has there ever been an England side this strong? Players like Maddison and Saka on the bench, Grealish injured I assume. I don't follow international football much but surely this team should be proper WC contenders? Thought Anderson had declared for Scotland too, he's not injured is he? Anyway, Howay Scotland., obv.

Even by Express standards, this is quite something. I doubt Viz could do better. The picture shows some OFF DUTY french police officers having a drink.

She does the One Show nowadays man. She wears frumpy dresses like but as I get on I quite like the mumsy vibe. Pretty much the only good thing to come out of that town.

Back in the day? Fussy.

A folly is widely described as a folly? Remarkable stuff. Btw, if we're not allowed Knopfler cos he wasn't born in Newcastle, they're not having Adie who was born in Whitley Bay. So there.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-66785518 I think this will be canny enough in the short term (as suspected, 3 years planning permission in the article), especially for families. There aren't actually that many venues suitable for young kids on a match day close to the ground. Use the time to develop some proper plans for the ground.