Renton

I admit I'm old matey. You taking the piss out of Sammy on the other hand.

Fuck this is on now? And we're fucking losing? Fucking sky app updated the ko time to fucking "CEM" via geolocation and I assumed it was just some new weird ko time. Rats fucking cocks. I'll stick to toontastic.net for my updates now on.

Fucking he'll man. You're almost 50 chronologically but pushing 70 in terms of lifestyle and hair loss. Anyway, I'm "watching" this match on the sky sports app at exactly the same time I'm eating out on holiday in Italy. Need to brush up on my Italian as I nervouy update the app every 30 seconds reading the commentary. Think they sound something like "Ba Ba da baa baaa daaa. Baba daah! Goalllllll! Forza Newcastle!!!!!". All very loud of course. Or something.

CET? What the fuck is this EUSSR shit? Tell us it in good old fashioned GMT if you please. These fuckers don't even know who invented time AND football.

I take massive issue with this post. It was mouth raping seagulls, not pigeons. Fuck knows what type of abuse they dish out to pigeons.

'And a hope the massive lads gan on a massive losing streak marra. Winning isn't in the template right now marra. Keep the faith marra, follow the plan'. Mackems man.

Out of interest, who did Liverpool draw btw?

Still have nightmares of the 4 1 defeat under Robson, although was that inter? All great games.

I can get to one home game. Which would you go to given the choice? I'm leaning to PSG I think.

They'll all be massive lads teams for the mackems.

Just tuned in. We'll be lucky to come 4th. Oh well, at least we can concentrate on the league after Xmas.

Never seen Newcastle airport as busy as this. Thank fuck I'm away from the plebs in the executive lounge.

According to them, them beating us 6 times in the league in a row ruined us. Despite this being a time we all knew we were shit, owned and managed by wankers. Despite consecutive derby victories not being a thing until this momentous event. Despite them a achieving this with a literal fascist manager and a literal paedophile player. Despite us doing '5 in a row' just prior and not even caring or noticing. Despite them since suffering consecutive relegations to the third tier via Burton and Darren Bent. Despite all this being hilariously chronicled on a Netflix documentary. Aye, it ruined us.

Man these Mackem cunts are something else, they're obsession with Durham Mags is quite something. A new 200 post thread on it today. Apparently Durham Mags are scum of the Earth, Northumberland MLFs are salt of the Earth. Go figure.

As has been said they had a huge dose of luck, again. Kind of hoping one of these xG nerds might have been along to help out with this, but they're nowhere to be seen when you actually want them.

It's fairly obvious Klopp is a top class tactician. At the moment for me and to my lay eye it looks like Howe's weakest attribute. But his coaching is par excellence and his strategic way of playing has been a revelation. Where we are now,. I wouldn't swap him for anyone, Pep included. Whilst Pep is undisputed at this level, he's never had to build a team from relegation fodder before.

Well let that be a lesson ackas. This is the only place you need for Nufc social media wise.

Pre S and N. One for the truly ancient amongst us. Not me, I'll add.

This is bullshit. A point is fine.

Their match thread yesterday (last. Post) . Remember Coventry are their main rivals.Certainly their most hated in that division. They never forget Jimmy, or forgive. Their match thread on us, (currently). I think we can now egitimately say, they are more interested in us losing than they are in their own results. Even though we are in a different division and apparently don't exist anymore.

It would almost be funny if this were a thing but wasn't solely because of Brexit, the insular Brexit voting morons.

Last season we drew a lot of games in early Autumn, and then again in January /February. If we can convert more of them into wins, we can afford to lose a couple more. That's why yesterday even in extra time I was willing us to roll the dice and go for the winner. Didn't work obviously but a point is not much better than nothing.

This is a new one. The EU are going to ban us. Nice name and avatar btw, sure Amnesty would be proud. Meanwhile their matchday thread on us has exceeded 2100 posts. When we lose, they leave them open. When we win, they are hidden.

Perspective mate. This was one league match. I can remember several times ManU were battered under Ferguson. He'd get them back to winning the next game. We learn lessons, we move on. We are not defined by our past.

I agree. But I'd add that in this fixture last year, we tried that and it backfired spectacularly. So I think that may have played on Howe's mind. I couldn't understand why we didn't go for the jugular when they were down ro 10 though.