Renton

This is getting the shithousing in early, taking shithousing to another level. NUFC are the shithousers extraordinaire.

Post #410 of a thread which opened with the OP wanting to brick a pub because it displayed an NUFC mural. Aye marra,.I think you may be a bit biased.

Fuck me, that's smaller than I remember.

A return to form for the thread title. Thank you MF, rescuing us from the dark day of @Gemmill and hopefully putting us back on track. Thought Klopp used to be okay but what a wanker he is when things don't go his way. I'm attending so... fuck that. We'll smash them this time.

Following the usual South Sields is MLF because South Tyneside is county Durham, this mackem states kids wearing black and white is child abuse, but presumably not his grand child kitted out in Sunderland colours, who gets complimented from Uncle Albert. Wibble.

Also apparently every part of the region is Wearside (therefore righteously MLF territory) if the Wear flows near it. Someone should tell these morons these terms usually refer to the estuary area of the river, otherwise Oxford is "Thameside". Maybe blow their mind that Stockport, Manchester, is the closest football club to the Mersey. Oh, and a new one to me, apparently NUFC miners were scabs and emigrated to Nottinghamshire as a safe haven, hence a lot of "scum tops" there to this day. Fucking mentalists. And why aye. Day out at FlamingoLand counting football shirts. Gerrin.

Recently they've had dozens of threads obsessing about the proportion of MLFs in various parts of Co. Durham, South Shields, Gateshead, the Lake District etc. Utterly mental. At the minute Chester-le-Street is in the eye of the obsessive storm. Some pub in the town apparently put up some NUFC decor which some brave MLFs have defaced (I appreciate its hard to follow the OP here). Anyway, what follows is predictably page after page on how the place should have been bricked, the land lady had better watch out etc. 15 pages. Stay classy SMB.

Mackems man. They were upset today because West Ham won, because of Moyes. Still, this one could see the silver lining.

Yeah, would have been much better to have been hammered, as per your first post. Sheesh

I forgot. Still, your being disappointed with a 1-0 loss to the extent you have are displays a lack of footballing Knowledge. And ithe charm didn't work.

This is Contrary Tree earlier in the thread btw.

Aye. The more I think about it, the more I'm happy with this result. Gets the fixture out the way, and cos of the Villa match our GD is okay. As I'm typing this, Villa are thrashing Everton 4-0 which underlines what a good result that was. When are people going to learn CT makes these posts solely for attention and, although he is sometimes canny, he has to be the least knowledgeable poster about football (or just about anything else)?

Sounds like you and Gemmill share the same inlaws, which are Fish's family.

Well I'm in the dog house with Mrs Rents now for expressing an opinion. I think that opinion was "this is shite". Tbf I say the same about England's men. Lower standard than top club football imo and fuck off with the nationalist jingoistic shite man.

I dunno, can't help thinking it's always going to be a different game and smaller pitches and goals might help, why should the current pitches be optimal for women. Honestly though, I can't see myself ever watching it on a regular basis. There's more than enough mens games anyway

Incredibly authoritarian. I had expected her to say "punishable hand ball. Sentence, number 4 to be executed". No doubt that's what our Saudi overlords have in mind at SJP. This BBC commentary is also fucking dire like Spain have been far the better team, they should just be honest about it.

Cutting analysis there from Wykiki. It's shite ro watch tbh, every aspect of it, but I do encourage my daughters to take it up for the fun and exercise That's surely a penna to Spain.

Actually thought it was well known Sima was a lass from Hebburn.

Aye, exactly. Liverpool next is a much more relevant test Edit: think Brighton away might be an even bigger test too.

Fully agree. We can get a result anywhere else but this is a tough ask Literally the best team on the planet. Probably including national trams.

I was a radio wanker most the match like Gemmill but this seems like an over reaction considering everything.

Third imo.

Ah well. Not many teams will leave Man City this season with only a 1 goal deficit this season. Not Man U, Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs. We have to focus on being second best unfortunately.

Best striker in the world too.

What? It's not chicken and egg though. Winning a trophy is the ultimate outcome, the intended destination. So if we win a cup, we're there. If we continue to get top 4 and win fuck all, we're not there are we? Now you might say CL football gives us the best chance of winning multiple cups at some point in the hypothetical future, but then again, this is the 4th time we've qualified in this position and that's not happened, has it? Just fucking win something lads