Renton

To be fair, I did leave a dead seagull behind my chimney but I least I couldn't see the fucker.

Crewe Alexandra marra. In the division below. They are so pathetic. I'm not condoning this, but.... I'm not a racist, but..... I don't shit in my seat, but......

It seems the most interesting thing to do at the SoL is to watch a seagull slowly decompose on the roof. Beats whirling crisp packets apparently.

Ha'way marra. That was tew gaymes ago.

Fucking hell. That's some

One of the few times I have been to the SoL was to watch England Turkey. I know this attracts a wider cohort of dickheads but I'll never forget the mutants bricking coaches which were clearly full of school kids. 10,000 mackem last night, probably including dogs, and they didn't even bother producing a programme as I doubt they would have sold 3 figures worth.

Thread derailed. Right, who's gannin to this match then?

The joys of anal sex. Think I will leave it as a fantasy (like I have a choice).

That's what I thought tbh.

Lost to Crewe on penalties (fourth tier side). We've gone further than them in the league cup Before our season has even started.

Place has gone to the dogs. Still, a bit more shit on the seats won't hurt.

It was last week, the present was late. And NO you cheeky fucker. Slightly younger. 😑

F******g kids. Two things I dislike most in the world: 1) Cuddly toys. We have hundreds of the fuckers. Clutter everywhere and because they're "cute" they never get thrown out, they just accumulate. 2) Seagulls. 'Nuff said. What do they get me for my birthday?

Don't know how the US system works but surely DC is the approriate location for a federal crime. Sounds like he is shitting himself, I reckon they have him bang to rights.

If it's a night time match and you need to get the last bus/train home, this is a fucking nightmare tbh. You could end up missing a quarter of the match.

My anxiety was through the roof tbh. But at the same time, was reassuring to realise other families are more fucked up than mine and that mental illness is basically everywhere. Guests it's also a testament to the writers and actors they invoked this feeling of anxiety over a family Xmas dinner in a way Oppenheimer didn't. Uncomfortable viewing is often the best.

And so it starts. Day one of the new campaign. Kyril out. Bewwwwwww!

Just popped on their board after a busy day and this was the first post about today's match. Going to be a long hard season.

It's the same cohort who boast about being in the Seaburn casuals who are suddenly so morally outraged by the Saudis and have tripled the membership of Wearside Amnesty International branch. Figures.i reckon the Exile or Bear Beets must be the Seaburn casual top marra.

This prick, Skylon, is one of the worst when it comes to taking the moral high ground. Here he is frapping himself off silly with fantasies about the Seaburn Casuals. What a dick.

5 points from 1 game, canny. Keep this form up and I can see us getting 100 plus points this season.

Alex is always over confident though.

So I'm enjoying The Bear S2 but just thinking it's alright, not sure it deserves the plaudits. Then I get S2E6 (Fishes) and fucking hell, what a brilliant hour of TV. Got Jamie Lee Curtis in it looking so old even MF would droop, and Bob Odenkirk, also looking ancient. Fucking superb black comedy.