Renton

Fuck.

I reckon Gordon is going to come good for us. I mean really good.

Fucking hell! I can't decide who I fancy more. Toonali, Bruno, or that handsome bastard Wilson. 💘

I hesitate to post this but a bad day for the NE and t'Yorkshire puddings below us.

It's not straightforward like if you don't have Apple or Google wallet which I reckon many older people won't. Having said that I'm sure other clubs introduced these last year and I don't recall all these problems.

Haven't seen it and that sounds canny, but does it really beat STID? A documentary supposed to chronicle the promotion of Sunderland to the Premiership but instead reported their relegation in last place to the third tier? I doubt it.

I thought Riyadh looked a bit like Bara Dur in Mordor. Jus' saying.

WRONG.

Well if its to be believed, Stavely got 15 million quid off the Gordon deal, £60 down to £45 million, £15 million saving. All done calmly. Contrast with Stewart Donald (or is Donald Stewart, honestly can never remember), who managed to get Will Grigg down to £3 million from * checks notes * erm, £250,000. Sorry, the mackems have beaten us on this one. I didn't laugh once watching this. 😁

Aww man. First Blue Star and now this. Must be 12 in a row* by now. . * Excluding draws.

Well assuming you don't want to buy drugs maybe just gaan to the strawberry or Trent I'd say. Or Sheeraz.

Please tell me CT features on this somewhere. He has limitless potential.

Followed by Mills and Boon being banned. They talk about NUFC supporters having a lack of self awareness. I am completely aware of the realities of Saudi Arabia, and don't condone any actions that are contrary to my morals. And I can spot the revolting hypocrisy and fetishisation of child abuse and murder a mile off on the SMB. I know who has the lack of self awareness here.

It was liked by that Keith mod person too, mind he is also thick as pigshit. And the chief honcho mod (Pancho) has allowed it despite it being reported because (I paraphrase) the complaint was hypocritical, because all Newcastle fans are mysogynists. Its hidden away in their closed forum so they'll probably be okay. Revolting lot on that thread in particular, still, I have a feeling their team is heading on a downward trajectory again so God obviously is on our side (or Allah).

Nice to know exile is alive and well,.

Anyway, these fuckers came through France right? Lovve their legionnaires these frogs.

Fucking hell. i wonder if you did a true cost analysis of this fucking barge and compared it against just putting people up in shithole hotels how it would work out. Factor in all the expenses: Buying the barge and kitting it out, transport. Cost of amenities (I heard today it has its own dentist). Legal challenges, including possibly litigation for shit like this (and I dread to think what could happen if there was a fire). Policing, as this place is a magnet for right wing fucknuts as well as lefty protestors. Etc. At the same time, it would be nice if the tory cunts could explain how this can both be a deterrent and perfectly acceptable accomodation. Schroedinger's cunts.

Thing is though, London is predominantly Labour anyway, but even if you look at the so called prosperous SE, you can see they are poorer than the national averages (including minus the most prosperous place) of all the other countries. Tories did this to our whole country, not just us, although we are worst affected. Yet they still vote for it.

The NE is poorer than Poland now too. The decline in wealth of this country since 2010 and the increased inequality is fucking shocking tbh. But 30% of people still vote for these morons, and worse, claim to be patriots.

Really interesting figure that. Interesting to see in the NE we have the lowest GDP per capita out of any region in these countries, but not by a small amount, by a fucking huge amount. I think Sunak has given up on the farcical levelling up agenda and anyway lets be honest, most people are too thick to undestand what charts like this mean. I knew about how skewed wealth was in this country anyway, so not much a surprise, but of more interest here is how far below the others we are on average, even with London included. We are a poor country. And London is not wealthycompared with Munich, New York, and San Francisco. The latter is more than twice as wealthy as Los Angeles, obviously the impact of silicon valley.

Do you understand this?

Next DOWNSIZE coming up.

Nothing ignorant or racist at all here....

So their summer NUFC thread is now approaching 5,000 posts, before we have kicked off a game. They're not bothered if we win or lose now as we are the club formerly known as NUFC, so thank goodness for that. I would hate to see the length of the thread if they were bothered. I have enjoyed Mad Cyril calmly giving them the runaround though. They're inisting he's having a meltdown and asking mods to ban him, whilst coming up with more and more bizarre posts fetishising the alleged actions of the Saudis. Fewm has gone through the roof. Class.

In the style of our resident hobbit: Bravo.