Alex

Aye, because the championship playoff will get a lot of coverage in America didn’t some of the overseas contingent on here mention the difficulty in watching our games (even the ones televised in the UK) last time we were in that division? The fucking shit they make up on there, man.

Not good enough to start for them first game of the season but nearly as good as Yamal

I wouldn’t quite put that slant on it. It’s their best result in a Scottish parliamentary election with 26% of the vote.

And that’s your alibi, is it?

Penny floater tbh

That and the fact she’s a successful politician

Fair enough. Quite niche like I might give it a go in that case

Him and Arsenal are a perfect match

I know

I love his content although I binned off Instagram so haven’t seen him for a while. Seems like a genuinely nice lad and I’ve always liked trains and train journeys. Might subscribe to his YouTube channel

If Russia invaded he’d win the argument

@Howmanheyman Hope it all works out for you, mate. At least getting a diagnosis is a good thing.

After it didn’t work out as a professional footballer they opened a chain of chilled out barber shops 👍🏻

I, for one, welcome our new technological overlords

There were loads of great performances but Kvaratskhelia was as close to perfect as it gets. You’d have nightmares about marking him. Good at everything and also fast, big, strong and works his bollocks off. And as well as securing the treble he played enough games for Napoli this season to get a Serie A winner’s medal too.

Even the first sentence is ironic

Decent start by PSG

Linkin Park, man As bad as having Ferdinand on

Just stuck the CL final build up on and it’s great to see Rio Ferdinand and Steven Gerrard on

But there’s 6 English teams and 4 pots

Aye, it was a pretty fucking decent goal in just about any context anyway

Could I get it too, please? Cheers

About as surprising as the revelation he was in the marines

It’s fucking bullshit anyway. How do you implement something whilst paring back the very institutions that would be tasked with implementing something this complicated? The real issue here is the government’s complicity in continuing the previous one’s policy of being disingenuous and hoying out bollocks just to create an impression of tackling X, Y or Z.

The important thing to remember at this point is that, irrespective of this result, they are still (in relative terms) absolutely fucking shite