Alex

Stands to reason given they were a much better band.

No

It's a bit like gravity

Just remembered I actually saw them and Faith No More supporting Guns n Roses at Gateshead Stadium. Only went to see the two supporting acts.

Loved Badmotorfinger. RIP

He's a good one, you're a bad one.

This is genuinely the funniest shit we've had on here in ages

Prove it

Well I probably wouldn't have believed you if you'd provided an explanation but by not doing so you've pretty much sealed the deal

Apologies if already posted. Bestest own goal eva

So why does the water appear to be halfway up the ship then? Instead of half a ship floating in mid air?

I was doing a handstand though

How come I could observe the top half of a ship when I couldn't see the bottom half (which had disappeared over the horizon)?

It does, I've actually seen it happen.

Only joking. Or am I?

Sort of

When a ship disappears over the horizon, explain what's happening there.

Think I might as well.

Once read a novel based on the discovery of the original Bible and it transpired it was the collection of the tales of a blind man written down by his imbecilic scribe.