Alex

Failed due to only doing the first page

Thought the latter was 50 and didn't care about the former

Got two wrong (Scottish Jury and the Julius Caesar one)

Which one?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/40635402 Hard to disagree with much of that

Disco kit

It might be what you want, you racist.

Surely that's as British as you can get

What is your favourite curry?

It's only part of the book I believe.

Congratulations, mate

When I think of Gary Bennett I think of Maradona And that side

Thing is they obviously rate Ballance but he's scored runs this year for Yorkshire at 4 and prior to that I think he batted at 5 quite a lot. Because there haven't been any decent opening partnerships he's effectively a middle order batsman being asked to do the job of an opener. If you rate a batsman at least play him in his proper position, especially when they first come into the side after a break or whatever, to give them a decent chance. I'm not really of the opinion he is good enough but it's still not being fair on the lad.

Worked in Belfast for about 4 years and Pier 30-something at Donaghadee was as far as I ever explored to my shame. Couldn't wait to get home of a weekend because I was working away etc, Rather than anyreflection on the people who I met over there who I thought were fucking sound on the whole. And nice to see you, stevie baby, hope all is well with you and all that bollocks

Ballance is having an x-ray on his finger although I think he'd be for the chop anyway.

Thought you were talking about a sequel to Garfield the Movie there for a second. I don't even want to think about how bad that would be

Lee Ryder and/or the headline writers at the Chronic guaranteed to use the word 'cracker' in the article relating to this.

I bet the shoes stank

Actually only read one Pratchett book (and that was when I was a kid) so I probably haven't been totally fair to him. I think it's just the geeky nature of the fandom that gets on my tits.

Not a very helpful recommendation really