Alex

Heseltine even repeated the donkey jacket lie very soon after Foot died. Talk about creating a narrative and sticking to it

Flawed but interesting

Sounds right up my street

Deeper than the Mariana Trench

Incidentally, I work with someone who has expressed a desire to retire to Spain. They're now concerned about how Brexit might make this more difficult. They voted Leave. I shit thee not

I wouldn't go to places like that. Nee chance. Remember what happened to Grooverider? Plus Dubai looks absolutely fucking shite

Like a monthly subscription?

What we should do is have this arrangement in place whereby we make a contribution to the EU and in return we get access to the single market, have freedom of movement, get a say in making decisions but don't need to sign up to the Euro.

Watched that match in a bar in Benidorm

Do you like rhetorical questions?

You're a funny guy

That's like saying Goodfellas is shite because gangters aren't very nice people

The bit in Dead Man's Shoes where the bloke's snorting what turns out to be Parmesan cheese The banter is class.

#Fake News

You've probably seen them but, if not, other Shane Meadows' films like A Room For Romeo Brass and Dead Man's Shoes are well worth checking out

Aye, it's grim as fuck but it's a brilliant piece of work.

Would've thought that would apply to you and Ant too

Mike Leigh's Naked never seems to make these lists but I think it's great

Aye, and most of the time since then

AKA the Oh Hi, Mark

© BFI

*Sheeran

The TV section of The Evening Chronicle back in the day when it was a broadsheet and it (or at least the TV critic) still had pretensions of it being a quality newspaper.