Alex

He’s looks fucking half cut. The useless cunt

De Bruyne is having a mare and it’s massively impacting on Foden’s ability to get on the ball. Man Utd have been excellent though

Think I’ll take the dogs for a walk

What’s the keeper doing?

Fuck’s sake

You’d be taken in by William Storey some of you lot

Got to be a wind up

He looked like a bin man

He was always going regardless imo. However this being leaked sums Man Utd up. I don’t think it changes much for the actual match though as him and the players will want to win it. Hopefully Man City are out of sight by half time and then all the toys get chucked out of the pram

At this point it looks like he’s bet heavily on Labour winning.

Seriously? Him and the Hoss facing off in El Classico? You’d have gotten canny odds for that happening when they were here

Had radio 6 on in the car last night. When they went to the news they had 4 vox pops. 3 weren't sure who’d they would vote for and the last one wasn’t even going to vote. Doesn’t seem that representative anyway but they were all from the Blackpool South constituency where Labour just won a by election with a 26% swing.

Perez has got more chance of coming back

I’d rather Jack than Fleetwood Mac

I’d rather have a pint with Fish than Klopp

No. Worked out the latter but had to google the former

Does that ex-pat Everton fan just go on there to make the mackems feel slightly less needy and tragic? He’s like a fucking parody of a parody. I bet there’s a collective groan goes round the every time he walks in his local.

I would say you can have one at the most. I’d be tempted not to bother at all though. If they called Starmer a coward, I’d just counter and say he’s willing to do as many interviews and answer as many questions from the public as is feasible. But he’s not wasting his time with those serial liars. He’s got fuck all to gain tbh. It did Johnson no harm when he just never bothered with the Andrew Neil interview.

Luke Edwards could be getting his info directly from the club and that still doesn’t mean it’s true. There’s form for that. I’d be amazed if they were in for either. Especially DCL. That’s not me turning my nose up at Bowen but his value is massively inflated after last season

Apologies to the whole of Scotland btw

Hasnae goat tha baws for thas joab

The BBC can keep saying it’s a close race tbh. Did wonders for motivating Labour/Khan voters in London to turnout. Their complete denial of the Tories consistently polling in the low 20% range for ages and the general mood of the British public is almost Orwellian at this point though. John Curtice is one of the few decent commentators they regularly have on there. They did a piece last night where they were in Blackpool. It interviewed two blokes who were saying they weren’t sure who they’d vote for this time out (only in terms of Sunak or Starmer). Presumably this was meant to be balanced but ffs, man. Anyone not sure this time round is almost certainly a dyed in the wool Tory. Especially as they didn’t mention having any issues with Starmer (as you’d expect if they were disillusioned Labour voters).

It took it happening to them to realise they’re / he’s a cunt. Archetypal Tories tbh

Doesn’t work as a tactic though with fptp, Shirley?