Alex

I was in there the other night. After the main course the waiter asked if we wanted dessert. I said: what do you call it where they pour an espresso over ice cream. He said: affogato. I replied: I can’t remember either

He’s even managed to manufacture a disaster out of announcing a general election

Dr Death hanging his hat on his COVID record

Excruciating stuff

It’s pissing down too

Yeah. They’re obviously in an awful place but he’ll make it worse you’d think. He’s fucking hopeless, detached from reality, completely uncharismatic, insincere, just got nothing going for him as a public speaker really. He got a good hiding on loose women. Plus the political interviewers will smell blood and know how the wind is blowing. If he had owt about him he’d just fuck it off. But he’s too weak to even do that. So he’ll just sleep walk to defeat repeating phrases about lowering inflation and stopping the boats.

As much as I hate him, he’s been undermined the whole time so (whilst I have no sympathy), I wonder if this is his last fuck you to his so called colleagues. He’s looked sick of it for ages. The quote from the Tory sources on the BBC are great. They’re all panicking like fuck and horrified at the prospect. This is brilliant

It’s on. He’s about to make a statement outside no 10. BBC already saying it’s happening

Do loads of surfer types still walk about in Australia with no shoes on? If so, wtf is that all about? We met up with some people who were relatives of someone my lass worked with in Manly and their mate tagged along with us to the fucking pub in bare feet. You wouldn’t do that in the Pig and Whistle

Coming directly after a 5 minute monologue on tactics which resulted in the question: have you ever played professional football?

This is such a fucking tragedy. Normal people left broke, imprisoned, with their reputation in tatters and relationships destroyed. Loads dying before they could clear their name. And they did absolutely nothing wrong. Not only that, the only reason the complicit cover up is being sorted now, years and years later is because there was a tv drama about it. Otherwise they’d still be a long way off justice. It genuinely makes me so sad and angry. This is what happens when everything gets privatised and free market capitalism runs riot

The more I hear about Ashworth the more I think he’s a bit of a shyster / fraud

I’m not watching this. I’m also not really sure if I’ve ever had a real job

Tbf it does hold just over 100,000

Don’t let Wolfy hear you say that

You’d be surprised how much you can make caddying for Cock-eyed Mala

33 man provisional squad that needs to be finalised / trimmed by 7th June I think I read. So it kind of makes sense to give him the chance given it’s a problem position

That scared the shit out of me when I was first saw it as a kid

Aye. Especially as I think Nike and adidas usually sell two editions of the shirts anyway, I.e. the ones the players were and a ‘stadium’ version or whatever.

If that’s it, I’m not sure it took that long

I’d be more interested in some retro adidas originals gear (which I think they’ve mentioned) but I fully expect them to mess that up too. Or charge stupid prices. Or both

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/are-we-the-best-supported-shit-club-in-the-country.1633700/ They definitely meet part of the criteria

So long as they don’t mind giving back all the titles and cups they won in the 70s avd 80s when they had a significant financial advantage over their rivals. That was, of course, different. Although that’s assuming they even know that was the case. And you’d genuinely struggle to find a neutral who prefers Klopp to the way Guardiola handles himself. And as if pretending he didn’t know/care who won the league was anything other than him being a bitter bad loser. Them and Man Utd are two cheeks on the same arse.

Yeah. People might scoff at it but it’ll have meant the world to that kid as well.