Alex

Holland must be a right pile of shite atm

When May does that smile, that she's obviously been told to do at the beginning of interviews, she looks like she's having a rock hard shit.

Incorrect, as usual.

Give over, man. You're ridiculed for being an idiot, not loathed for being a Tory.

The national debt increases by about £1.4b a week and hit an all time high of £96b in April of this year (i.e. for the previous financial year). This represents a 'decrease'?

We wanted to sign Ginola and Weah. Ginola deal initially fell through, which is when we looked at Salako but the deal was rekindled. As an aside, Keegan tried to sign Maldini at the same time as we bought Shearer.

Think the story was that KK was meant to have been promised Schweinsteiger when Milner left. The problem was it was bollocks as Munich and the player hadn't even been approached and, unsurprisingly he didn't want to leave.

He's the sort of lad who'll be skint in a couple of years.

Looks like it. I just checked the readings:

Only when the Learjet's getting serviced

He was on £130k a week at Chelsea according to wiki. Never agreed a severance package so he was paid it for the full 2 years of his contract. So getting on for £7m

The logical argument would be a soft Brexit because they closeness of the vote should mean compromise. However, all May's bothered about is winning the next election. If hard Brexit means that then that's probably the shit sandwich we'll all have to chew on.

Seriously though. I fully appreciate that sort of thing isn't easy however.

If only we had a relatively large manufacturing sector.

And when we did sign a forward from Holland in the 80s it was Rob McDonald

'Cracking' news for exporters.

We're taking their countries back

I would've thought so, otherwise they wouldn't be doing any more

You want to knock that on the head sooner rather than later

Van Basten and Gullit were both recommended (by Chris Guthrie I think) in the early 80s. Although J69 will be pleased we never signed the former

Pretty sure that's Bobby McFerrin

And talks about himself in the third person

I've already given the answer btw