Alex

The timing of the release of this recording is well dodgy whatever you think of Trump. And I think he's a cunt

Jeremy Beadle had a big cock but, on the other hand, it was quite small.

I've recorded it too. Also, having finished Narcos I watched the first episode of Westworld last night. Really intrigued by it. Was creepy as fuck too.

Who was it asked the other day if he's got a calendar with mackem-related events on (or words to that effect)? It was a joke but it would appear he has :lol:

He's fucking seething. The tragic little cunt :lol:

ITK tbh. I genuinely hadn't read that in The Mag btw.

That has to be one of the best euphemisms in the Profanisaurus

It's great, Jimbo.

Don't do it Renton. FFS!

I fucking knew before I was even telt that she'd let it slip after my Mam's mate mentioned in my earshot (acidentally on purpose as it were) that she'd love a pet rabbit

This is true. After (at the most) a couple of glasses of wine my lass thought it was fine to tell all the women at a family do that I'd recently bought her a vibrator.

Really? I thought nearly everyone had one of these: http://viz.co.uk/queent-mother-32-glorious-teeth/

Aye, a tartan Tam o' shanter

Aye, he wouldn't need surgery to look better than Teresa May in a dress.

Must be fucking killing CT that's he's being largely ignored and there's been some good banter on here today. Long may it continue tbh.

He'd have a Saltire on his top, surely

It's like you read my mind.

I genuinely don't feel like I have to be honest. I was never exactly promiscuous anyway though. Not a dig at anyone who is/was either. I'm sort of glad I haven't got any daughters though

Can't believe he's ex-Army

Never seen Geordie Shore like but I would imagine it's not exactly spontaneous banter

That momentum has taken a beating