Alex

Didn't realise Jack Kelly was working for the US Secret Service these days https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2699859/donald-trump-secret-service-agent-inauguration-fake-arms/

The mackems fixed the Brexit vote in much the same way

Well, not her actual father, but anyway

What she probably means is that she wants to make some more money out of her father's death.

Been listening to the latest Renaissance mix: https://www.discogs.com/Art-Department-Renaissance-The-Mix-Collection/release/9299768 It's the best mix I've heard in ages. Disc one is more chilled dub techno and two is more dancey deep house. Think it would appeal to a few on here.

I'd agree. Basically I think it comes down to that scene with the sloth though. That was genius tbf

That was after he'd questioned the courage of the English batsmen facing Johnson. Ended up with cracked ribs. The stupid fucking cunt

Some real insight there

I suppose that's the benefit of being amoral, lacking in principle and being primarliy concerning yourself with arselicking whichever set of cunts is in power.

Mrs Doubtfire anarl

Christ, talk about toys out the pram

Oy vey

Was he on an exercise bike? I mean, I assume he was but that description suggests otherwise

"Angela Lansbury"

It's the hoverboard of satire

Another intriguing element is the Mo Farah / Quorn connection. Damning

Lads I know who watch them rate him. Better going forward than at defending by all accounts. Think he's gotten a fair few assists for them too.

Not to mention his fucking off to leave the mess to someone else the moment it backfired. And heading up a fucking dreadful campaign where he couldn't even keep his so-called mates in check.

The glory

He's very particular is wor Tooj, don't you know?