Alex

Seems unfair that we get to play West Brom at home twice.

of course he's the fucking farmer

Also means both Forest and Villa are bigger than his beloved Arsenal. The utter fuckwit

Aye

His best ever appearance was in the review of the Pig and Whistle that was on the Burglar's Dog

Watched the first (of two) part of Greece with Simon Reeve (on BBC2). It was excellent but then everything he does is. Plus I love Greece. Think it's repeated tonight but it'll be on iPlayer anyway.

Got to be Paul Merson

Bet they go metal detecting

She did Rough Guide to the World didn't she? Used to love watching that. Think you knew it had ran its when they turned up at Ibiza though

there isn't a top player there. Your 1st sentence tells you why. He's not some young kid

Well said

Really hope they do it now like.

Hope you don't end up eating those words

well fair enough but it was on the back of a match where he made utterly perplexing selections and used bizarre tactics against a side with a poor defence having a bad run of form. The players were poor but he has to take a massive portion of the blame

You have but that was hardly the main point of the previous post.

September is a stone cold classic. RIP

no one said we didn't. Your argument was there were plenty chances being created for our strikers. A good conversion of chances rate is about 20% though so the amount of chances created had a huge impact on goals scored. It's bound to impact the form of any strikers too. Even more so if they aren't in the top 10 in the league. For all that though you've flip-flopped abor 5 times over how good mitrovic is.

Only a idiot would fail to realise the impact chance creation has on goals scored.

Discount stats as they prove you wrong.

statistically we don't create many chances so that completely destroys that argument

how many points better off were we going to be than last season btw? Now you reckon it's not down to the manager. Ffs

Results haven't gotten any better. And who expected Townsend to be amazing. Everton have been playing gash too.

This is like the cricket thread where the posts where you send yourself up are virtually indistinguishable from the serious ones.

Even if it taking the piss out of people like that there'll be someone like that