Alex

Class, even if it's made up

Len Shackleton mebbies?

Pardew was the 2nd longest serving manager in the division when he left.

The thick fucker was probably texting her

Ewerk has it spot on imo

Think different rules apply when it's all played out in the public domain like this. They'd have known (or wanted to know) what the crack was as soon as the allegations arose. Obviously the legal advice he's been given (which he's clearly acting upon) would've been more recent but probably a while back. I suppose the club were in a difficult position once they'd stood by him. They didn't have to keep playing him though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJRvd9JAgTM

Warkworth is nice

More people would rather see us go down as we're the bigger club

That's what I like about you, Gems. The ability to laugh at yourself. Btw, stay away from the gardens this time, as I wouldn't want you to move up the ladder, so to speak.

She's now got grounds for divorce and could take him to the cleaners anyway

I heard he was set-up by a secret cabal of Tyneside businessmen

Beat me to it. I was just about to add: ...with hilarious consequences

Hope she doesn't end up having to move to a completely different part of the country or something over this. No doubt people will point out she wasn't blameless but she was a kid getting attention from a PL footballer ffs.

Swap deal for Toonpack?

End of

They should do a Washington-style complete with gravy in IHOP. If they don't already

Used to love it but I imagine a lot of it would be cringeworthy now

Not sure but having seen the pick before I think the fat moron scored some goal in what looks like one of those matches where you pay loads of money to play at SJP. He celebrated by running away with the corner flag

Sounds like Scoobos wants a three way Eric Bristow with me and Gemmill. I'm game

Great or almost great then

Says the bloke who lost his Geordie one about 2 weeks after he started university