Alex

One of my favs was the one set in the wilds of Alaska with the alien parasite from (I think) the first series. Creepy as fuck.

Some talk about Steven Taylor being back in the squad. Like a (shit) new signing

Bought the album the day it came out. Nearly 20 years old ffs

Quite happy with neither Townsend or Sissoko being on the pitch tbh

As Gemmill would say, that last sentence needs workshopping

Does he look ugly and a bit weird like?

Getting rid would make more sense. Not sure what the implications would be for those in one though. Automatic free upgrade to full-on get the government involved in your love life? Because, to be honest, that doesn't make any sense to me either

Aye, that would be my reservation there re: two up top. I think I would tend to have a starting XI with Mitrovic as a lone striker and Berahino wide but would like to see them tried together too. Agree about Wijnaldum being better in the middle.

Another thing worth mentioning (and brilliantly highlighted many times by Happy Face) in relation to the praise outsiders often say we should give to the owner/board is the myth(s) surrounding Ashley's supposed financial competence since taking over the club.

Should've been let off for coming up with that story

Praise the board! [/tele-evangelist]

Would like to see Berahino alongside Mitrovic. I wouldn't have him as a lone striker instead of though.

I see Peter Tatchell's latest crusade is to end the ban on opposite sex civil partnerships. Like a parody of himself that bloke

You first

Arthur Cox was a decent manager and I don't believe Fish is 30

I'd have thought shoplifting was a matter for the magistrates. Shame manc-fop-lite isn't here to ask

Was surprised it was listed as Wideopen rather North Gosforth actually. Re: Wideopen @@Gemmill, it's fine. Spent loads of time there in my youth with mates from there as our school and Wideopen middle both fed into the same high school. It's largely irrelevant though as it strikes me as the sort of place where not many people shop lercally etc. and everyone goes everywhere by car. Which should suit you, sir

Absolutely. I think I've said the same on here re: the summer dealings and, even if you argued this window is a change in policy, it's a short-term reaction to being in the shit.

I might wait until we have a season where we're not looking like we may well go down before I start praising the board like

This the place at 5 Mile Park?

Just reading that too. It's quality. Heartbreaking comparison with what the club has become under Ashley though.

Remember that Medina poster?