Alex

Because you're desperate to turn it off. Fucking Megadeth man. Me mate had that Peace Sells but Who's Buying? poster on his bedroom wall as a kid.

Posts on here as essembeeofsunderland apparently.

Fucking hell

I thought burro was butter. Hopefully someone will get that.

Tell you what forum is weird. The Amazon customer discussions one. You'd think it would all be deals on hand blenders but it's full of conspiracy / religious nutjobs. Doesn't seem to much moderation either beyond deleting posts with swears in.

Of all the threads you've started, this is my favourite.

It's got a lot to admire about it has .com but they seem to revel in misery.

I think she's in the W.I. That's just a guess like.

When I was flying a lot the holiday-makers would piss me off a bit, you know, having to be told to go to the empty X-Ray machine etc. rather than using their loaf but I could accept it to an extent because they might be nervous / rarely fly and so on. The biggest cunts are the business men (it always seems to be them) who go up to the X-ray machine then remove their coat and jacket, then their belt and shoes, then take their laptop out the bag. I.e. all stuff they could've already done but are just being cunts for the sake of it. What sort of person gets a buzz out of doing that?

It's called 'Potted Jam' ffs Honestly man, it's so shit

Thought The Hobbit might be canny at the flicks with it being a kids book so not as arse-numbing as sitting through TLOTR. Until I found out it's nearly 3 hours long and only part 1 of 3. Mohamed on a camel.

We get a Xmas 'newsletter' off this relative who I last spoke to about 25 years ago full of info about friends and family I don't know and (in most cases) I've never met. And she's religious. As you can imagine it's a fascinating read.

Great photo

I used to like some of the music too. Sounds shit on mushrooms though.

I think I saw that on World's Weirdest Restaurants.

A mate of mine thought that was "campers ready, prepare to fly". Which makes no fucking sense. I'd forgotten all about that. That Pete Heller track was a good one as well like. Some of the early Bargrooves compilations are nice, chilled, deep house mixes too. Btw, did you know Norma Jean Bell (I'm the Baddest Bitch - choon!) was Frank Zappa's saxophonist in the Mothers of Invention for a short while.

Hope you make some progress with the next appointment anyway, Tooj.

You have to love Demba like. Even when he scored an equalising own goal v the mackems he partially redeemed himself by being their top scorer that month.

That programme he does with Corden though. Fuck me, what a car crash.

Been listening to a lot of house from that era lately. US and UK stuff. These are all class: http://www.discogs.com/Various-In-At-The-Deep-End/release/7832 http://www.discogs.com/Jay-Chappell-After-Hours/master/141177 http://www.discogs.com/Various-After-Hours-2-Ultimate-Deep-Selection/release/814571 http://www.discogs.com/Jay-Chappell-Journeys-By-DJ-Volume-6-The-Ultimate-House-Party-Mix/master/142654 http://www.discogs.com/Jay-Chappell-Journeys-By-DJ-Volume-9-The-Ultimate-Beach-Party-Mix/release/298092 http://www.discogs.com/DJ-Harvey-Late-Night-Sessions/master/89180 http://www.discogs.com/Cajmere-DJ-Sneak-The-Future-Sound-Of-Chicago/release/9160 http://www.discogs.com/Farley-Heller-Late-Night-Sessions-III/release/43681

I read people from SE Asia wear those to stop them spreading germs when they have a cold etc. Funny as I always used to think "do you think you're too good to breathe the same air as everyone else like?" when in reality they're being considerate. Just shows how cultural differences can lead to confusion I suppose. I know what you mean about flying though, especially when I flew twice a week for about 4 years. People seem to check their brains in with their luggage.

Aye, Sneak's quality as a DJ and producer. Or he was at least, as I don't go out clubbing and haven't for ages. Saw him at Tribal Gathering ages ago where he was particularly good. Still going strong though by all accounts. You'd like this too: http://www.discogs.com/Various-New-York-In-The-Mix/release/47823