Alex

As ridiculous as that Johnson thing is, the silliest bit of the lot is that he’d willingly serve as a lance corporal. I suppose it’s like the rest of his man of the people schtick. The only thing that’s more absurd is that people fall for it

Meh, I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate

Tbf, he couldn’t google Tony Bloom before you mentioned him

It’s funny though, isn’t it? He was clearly only bought for two reasons. A punt on his perceived potential and because of his brother. And even the former is massively based on the latter. But they still lap it up

It does makes me wonder if these visits will be as regular if his brother moves to a different club. 🤔

Grapist?

It won’t get talked about except by obsessives like me but I don’t think England win that match without their best wicketkeeper playing.

He’s no Jack Clarke

Tragic v needy in an unsubtle battle to the death

Subtle as a brick

How about statues of people who won the fa cup playing for their rivals?

Wasn’t it a corner or a free-kick that was re-taken? Resulting in Wrexham’s winner?

The buses were getting attacked on the way to the stadium too weren't they? Another shite RTG fantasy

Old pepperoni tits has had enough

Don’t bring the West Bromwich and District Sunday Methodist Table-tennis League into this

Even managed to make this about us 😂

I think Blyth are still the only non-league side to have been in the 6th round draw (their 5th round tie was replayed at SJP)

@PaddockLad I think the Q3 bus still goes to Walker Road from Haymarket via the quayside for getting there.

I’ve deliberately stayed away from this until we win so as not to jinx it what a result! I still think India will win the series but England needed a good start to have any hope imo. Fantastic result for the Windies too

Louie’s Liquor Store? Never heard of it either

Aye. I’m reasonably tech savvy and in the job I was doing over Covid I was a sort of unofficial ‘go to’ person for helping people out with spreadsheets and getting new team onboard with the google software suite. We had loads of new people coming in and out if the team as it was a sort of ‘emergency response’ area of work and they’d often have come from a department where everything was Microsoft. Most people were receptive to help but you’d have a few who were of the attitude of ‘this is how I’ve always done things’. As you know I’m far from a pushy individual so I came at it from a pov of being there to help rather than ‘this is the way you must do things’. We had one fella who didn’t trust spreadsheets so insisted on doing calculations on a pen and paper. I tried telling him it was making his life harder as well as inviting errors. He wouldn’t have it. The grade he was on plus the amount of year’s service meant he must have been on c. £50k a year. He was stressed to fuck whilst being about as much use as a chocolate teapot.

This bitter cunt Silva can go fuck himself as well