Alex

Is this the big announcement they were talking about? Seriously though, just when you thought it couldn’t get any more tragic. It’s plainly bollocks anyway but in their quest to find evidence to fit their theory (never a good methodology anyway) they’ve been unable to unearth anything and have then just made stuff up

#imagine

Roker Mackem seems like a well balanced individual who hasn’t completely lost the plot since the takeover 👍🏻

Can’t remember the details tbh but I think there was some suggestion get stories didn’t add up, she worked as a health care assistant and had only trained as a nurse. Of course it was years ago so it’s difficult to prove as it was paper records etc. wouldn’t surprise anyone if it wasn’t true like

If only she’d finished getting her qualifications

👆 2022. Back when you could get away with saying things like this 😂

Think it’s mainly a prestige thing with the lords but it’s obviously a canny backup plan to fleece the country a bit more of times get tough. Not that they wouldn’t claim the absolute maximum they could anyway. Dorries is fucking thick as pig’s shit though. She’s allied herself to a narcissist who’ll say literally anything to get what he wants and then cries foul about not receiving something she’s allegedly been promised. She seems genuinely surprised and upset too, which just underlines the aforementioned stupidity.

Someone forgot to tell Feyenoord they’re meant to be MLFs

Tell me you're rattled without telling me you’re rattled

No need to show off.

He’s predominantly right-footed but usually plays on the left of the CB partnership I think. I almost posted the same about the stories being to generate interest too

I don’t think he looked that good at the last World Cup or the Euros. I appreciate he gets in because of a lack of alternatives but he’s not exposed as much because Southgate recognises he’s slow so the defence plays deeper as a result. He also had a few games where Rio Ferdinand pulled out the ‘Maguire has proven his critics’ wrong (and I think Neville stuck up for him too). But I thought they were ropey performances where he made some poor decisions that came off where he got lucky at set pieces etc.

Ah, great minds…

They do make an apple brandy but I’m fucked if I can remember what it’s called. Which is presumably the same as when you’ve had a few

Point of order: Calvados is from Normandy 👍🏻

Botman is class but I’d probably say one area of weakness is he isn’t lightning fast. I can’t see Maguire being a target as that would only exacerbate that. Plus he’s fucking shite

Listening to Fish is never a good idea 👍🏻

First time I went to Venice we caught the ferry across the lagoon from Lido di Jesolo (where we were staying). This was back in the day of coach holidays. If you think the Costa Brava is a canny way by bus, fuck me, Italy is some journey

Reading my reply back I know that sounded like a dig at you and your lass but it wasn’t meant to be. All bar one of the times I went to Venice it was just a day trip from staying nearby or on a Ned cruise. You can actually find some good, reasonably priced places by bothering your arse to walk about 200 yards too. The crowds around St Mark’s square though. And the pricks paying 25 euros for a coffee with some bellend playing the violin in your face

I think it’s because the standard of all football everywhere outside the championship is shite 👍🏻

I’ve been to Venice a few times and not once have I even considered hiring a gondola. It used to be about £100 for 30 mins iirc. I hate all that forced romantic showy shite anyway but fortunately so does my lass

Isn’t there one in Yellowstone with the potential to be much larger?

Living on a Prayer?