Alex

He’s the one who thought it was appropriate to take the piss out of the NHS by wearing a mask over his cock and balls iirc. Forgotten his name but he’s one of the ‘red wall’ MPs who is only there because of Johnson. So they have this weird undying loyalty to him. Despite seeming to be blissfully unaware Johnson wouldn’t give them the steam off his shit and won’t give a fuck he’s also the reason they’ll only serve one term

They’ll definitely have him on as a guest if he wants to

Benaud’s gone into the confectionary stall in the sky (but presumably not straight back out again). TMS and Today at the Test still have Booker T and the MGs 👍🏻

Conveniently missed out the rest of what Cruyff said 👍🏻

This country has a fucking terrible relationship with alcohol like. I’m not really sure how you fix it either. In real terms it must be cheaper and more available now than at any point in my life. I was in the supermarket the other day. With Father’s Day coming up I usually get my dad a few beers amongst other things. He doesn’t really drink much but likes the occasional ale. But I noticed you could get 12 cans of (not even shit but decent lager) for £10. That’s ridiculous really. Then when you look at the proper plonks stuff like supermarket vodka and then the stuff like Sourz and Blue Wkd (which I didn’t even know you could still get) aimed at the teen drinker. And it’s so fucking cheap, man.

Wouldn’t say it’s horrific but it’s a bit meh to say the least. Canny pricey though. £35 fir a pair of junior training shorts. No wonder people buy stuff from DHgate

Aye. It’s just annoying at this point. More of the abhorrent fucking cunt hogging the headlines. And the absolute fuck wits who still seem to love him and believe his version of events rushing to his defence. What I don’t get is how you could know even the slightest thing about his history and then think he’s an honest person. I wish he’d just fuck off and die (literally).

Apparently it’s now next John Gielgud’s Oscar

Agree re the coaching role as Howe obviously likes having him around. Might be an experienced pro to bolster the reserve team too, or whatever it’s called now. I think they finished near the bottom of the second tier last season. You’d think it would be much more beneficial for any young talent coming through to play against what the likes of Man City and Liverpool have in the future.

We won’t be. It’s standard procedure for a politician or civil servant in his position to be provided with it. It’s morally wrong but I guess you can’t necessarily legislate for extreme cases.

Sounds like they had a lucky escape. They nearly ended up in Sunderland

The former makes stuff up, the latter is fed what the club wants him to put into the public domain. That would be my guess anyway

Familial, no doubt

Hayden’s contract, man Ashley in a nutshell

Reported

Have you tried using ‘The Strawberry’?

John Hollins. Only 76. His older brother, Dave, played in goal for NUFC in the 60s

Matty’s days were numbered when UM said he was the better player

Call me a cynic but I reckon he’d still be slagging us off if he wasn’t skint

Well his brother will be even better than him if he does end up there

I saw a thing recently pointing out that in 2011/12 Messi scored 21 more goals and got 2 more assists than Haaland and De Bruyne’s combined stats for last season

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