Alex

He lived to be 175 though

Another Bruce who’s a cunt 👍🏻

BBC News this am reported on the forecasted deep recession. It focused on manufacturing and how that sector was performing especially badly. it gave the extra bank holiday for the Queen's funeral as one factor , the post/covid issues with supply chains and of course - Ukraine. It then moved onto a piece about the NHS staffing crisis and the increasing use of agency staff. Anyone want to take a guess how many times Brexit was mentioned?

Everything about Kwarteng’s demeanour and language in the run up to and after his mini budget suggests to me he was fully onboard with it

It’s that ridiculous superstition associated with sport basically

I doubt the ‘independent’ organisation determining the ‘market rate’ would stand up legally anyway. Plus there’s loads of things you could do - sponsor the new training ground for example. The likes of Man Utd have set the precedent with the daft official pillow partner and all that too. Trust the mackems to think it’s about selling pies on a match day.

Think of an air fryer as what it actually is, a smaller, healthier, more energy efficient and generally quicker oven. So chicken and chips

That’s a little better than it was for the Tories. Still fucking dreadful but better. Although they use collated polls over the previous month so it would include the small gains made by Sunak. They normally only update it monthly but they been doing it more regularly given the recent events. The other thing is that while the Tories have well and truly fucked things up, or at least made them significantly worse, for virtually everyone, the shit hasn’t really hit the fan yet.

So good he jizzed on the recipe

Don’t watch the final and curse it

Er….. no

Sorry to hear that, mate. Dogs are the fucking best.

What absolute twaddle there’s absolutely massive scope for increasing our revenue.

I haven’t checked but I’m going to guess we were lucky, the opposition and the officials threw the match and Roker Mackem reckons it means nowt

Well that was somewhat easier than I expected

P on the left cheek and PE on the other?

I’d rather we beat anyone (Man City included) in the final

No way Stevie cites Stewart Lee btw

Never in doubt 😎

Both isn’t realistic, if you give equal priority to both. The League Cup is a significantly lower priority (even winning it) compared to a CL place. I’d rather we had a proper crack at both but the only teams that do that have deep squads. The only teams with deep squads are the ones that qualify for the CL on a regular basis. If we get in the CL this year it puts us well ahead of schedule in terms of becoming one of those clubs. Once we’re in that group of teams there are no guarantees but you’d think the investment will make it very likely we’d then qualify most years going forward. I’m not getting any younger and would love to see us win something for the first time in my lifetime but HMHM is spot in terms of the bigger picture

Has he mentioned the club have thanked him for lowering expectations yet? As though Real Sociedad wanted £90m for Isak but took less after reading one of Edwards’ tweets

In pretty much any other walk of life the only thing that would stop Williamson getting chinned for the way he goes on is him being able to get away before people finished laughing at him

Yeah, I know this is an obvious thing to point out but it’s pretty difficult to be all that concerned about MBS and his actions whilst simultaneously being woefully misinformed. There’s a lot of stuff you could level at him but the ninth of November attacks isn’t one of them.

Fucking hell

Ceci n’est pas une pipe