Alex

Trump cares about Farage about as much as the latter likes being asked awkward questions by women. He only got a brief audience after Trump won in 2016 by being a campaign donor. I bet you’d have to remind Trump who he is if they ever met again

Wonder what the fallout will be /sarcasm

They should be gutted if it’s true this is precipitating NUFC being sold. Since the current owners are so bad for the club in general? Or something. I genuinely can’t keep up with the mental gymnastics

I’d never usually come in mid July to this part of the world but we’re constrained a bit with the kids’ school hols. 42c is fairly fucking hot by anyone’s standards though. Even for Hobbiton / Perth (although presumably not that exceptional for your neck of the woods?). What makes it funnier though is my distinctly Celtic complexion

And he’s paying:

Let’s not forget Jackie “If Coventry had kicked off on time v Bristol City I could’ve played upfront for Sunderland alongside Maradona and Ibrahimovic” Milburn

Cheers, boss.

Proper man of the people is Billy. Got enough money to buy a football club but still puts the work in. The ‘work’ on this occasion being to snort a few lines of Wolf Jerky. Then having the idea of drinking the last 24 cans of out of date Rich Energy. Then sellotaping them to the front of some cardboard, putting them on a pallet and pretending it’s a MASSIVE order he’s shipping.

Like others have said it’s FPTP. Difference is, bigger the state population, the more votes they have weighted to that state in the electoral college system. You could win the vote by a fine margin in the biggest state by population (California iirc). Instead of being remotely representative, a virtual 50/50 spilt over a vast area comprising loads of small towns and massive cities carries all (and the most) votes for that state. Mental system imo especially in such divisive times

They definitely need to stop filming him going up or down the steps of airforce one then, for his own safety

More like David Icke will have claimed that. Just like he’d been telling people about Jimmy Savile ‘for as long as he could remember’. Which means his memory only extends to a year after Savile died

Up to mischief I assume

All joking apart, have a great time, mate 👍🏻

Just beware of any windmilling mackems

He’s going to go mental when he hits the bazaars. 18 pairs of snide Balenciaga trainers and 35 Vivienne Westwood t-shirts acquired before he leaves the first shop

Applies to every Liverpool player ever though

It was 38c today. Forecast tomorrow is for 42c. AH’s advice looking more sage by the minute

5 to ten in the morning in Side (Turkey) and it’s 36c (feels like 38c) You just have to embrace it like imo. But Jesus wept, it’s a bit George Michael

Do they not realise the purpose of the advert is to make the hotel more attractive to potential customers?

Aye. Of course, no bother. And feel free to remind me too

Book’s much better

This definitely, definitely, definitely really happened btw:

He’ll be absolutely hopeless, as opposed to being a great prospect, now?

It’s coming home