Alex

The fucking clip of him, man. The shit shirt almost goes unnoticed because he's wearing what appears to be a pair of denim wind socks

Sounded like he spat the dummy out when there was speculation about giving Buttler the gloves. To be honest I like the balance of the side with him batting at 7 and keeping wicket. It should be that with Buttler at 5 or vice-versa if Buttler's the wicketkeeper. And he's out for another duck

Used to get in loads around the time it had dropped the 'Royal' prefix but before it was Mr Lynch. Purely because you could pretty much always get a game of pool because it used to 4 tables in that room on the side. It was fucking shit like with terrible beer on draft. Used to have a Karoake night on a Friday and there'd be about 10 people in including the bar staff. One time this spotty young kid did Stairway to Heaven with his lass. He was absolutely fucking terrible at singing and his lass just mimed along but the best part was seeing them stood there not knowing what to do for the first minute or so before there's any words

I hope you're proud of yourself, Gloom

Don't put the fucking kibosh on it, man!

I remember a while back and I was talking about it with somebody and I had practically erased Kinnear's tenure from my memory like it had never happened. It was like a jolt when I remembered it really had

Would've been interesting like

Surprising how many are still open

Proper fucking Jonah you like.

You probably won't know this but dear old Christmas Tree turned up like a bad smell just after Keegan left. In his early quest for attention he suggested that Dennis Wise should be the new manager.

That and install Wise as manager

What Elvis was trying to push out, basically

Even if you thought that you wouldn't let the world know. Unless you were a thick mackem cunt

That was my first thought although I wasn't sure if he was being serious.

Keep an eye on E-Bay for fitness equipment appearing over the next couple of months

Looks like Michael Vaughan reads my posts on here:

Like he's going to do any exercise, man. He thinks buying a treadmill or joining a gym is doing something

So do his dance moves

That’s the joke

Devised by Woodrow Wilson

I heard Rafa can't stand him. Mind, the origin of that was everybody's favourite ex-chief scout who of course would have no reason to have an axe to grind with the manager

CT busted again