Alex

Gemmill and Also Gemmill

U ok, hun?

Aye. Feel much better but I was fucked for a bit. Better now than crimbo I suppose.

I forgot all about him. That was his one fucking gag

It’s rife in schools atm so good move tbh

Also applies to NUFC-supporting sofa salesmen

Massive story breaking on the Emerald Isle @Christmas Tree https://www.derrycityfc.net/2024/12/its-fergie-time/

Located by a 4th generation water diviner

Never happy, this cunt 👆

Obviously there could be something to it. But when you’re a daily newspaper, devoted to football (more or less) in a football-mad country and it’s outside of the transfer window.: That’s a lot of column inches to fill

I’ve seen the Lee Ryder remake. 28 Pints, laterz lolz

Fair play to him

Tbf he was probably young enough to go clubbing when stuff like that was first coming out

Yeah, a I’d go as far as to say it should be illegal / punishable in this country to do that.

£100 per member of staff is a drop in the ocean for the club but it’s a canny bit of money at this time of year if you haven’t got much. Like could pay for the family Xmas dinner for example. What a cunt he is. I bet the vouchers are bought on a bulk discount as well. You’ll not get much from Marksies for 40 quid either

And if you wonder how something like this works. It goes a bit like this: MP, former MP, former SpAd or something like that knows exactly how much was previously spent on these folders, where they were purchased etc. So they (for example) tell a sympathetic journalist at the Telegraph or the BBC to send in a very specific freedom of information request. And there’s your highly important bit of investigative journalism carried out in the public interest.

While it’s a joke the scrutiny over something like this seems to be a fairly recent phenomenon in the BBC.

Possible it’ll never be established but ‘after an evening with friends’ did immediately make me think about whether they were in a fit state to be driving. What a fucking horrible way to go like

Not sure satin and burning torches / crosses are a good combo. Although I suppose they would be at a KKK rally

Who will be my knight in white satin armour? Niche reference (unless you Google it of course)

No good deed goes unpunished

Terrifying seeing that for the first time aged about 9 or 10.

He didn’t have a copy of The Catcher in the Rye on him too did he?

Oil paintings are no small part about their texture. You fucking philistines

I think you’ll find he’s a gyneyus, who tells it like it is.