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Who's brown nosed Bob?

mmmmm. calling for sacking already , here we go. personally, I find it hard to judge Carr - if you look at the players he's suggested - we don't know whether he's presenting them as 1st 2nd 3rd choices or what , Arfa, cabaya, Ba and remy were all premiership class from day 1. It's our management and board that ruin them imo. So many gave Arfa stick for his attitude, but we just don't know what lines these players are fed when they are bought, and what makes a player get selected - is it ability / psychology / fitness or what? Arfa the "fatty" is still running at defenders and scoring wondergoals , when many are ready to dismiss him as a misfit who left at his own fault, not the clubs. Just singling out Arfa as I thought he was one of the most gifted players we've had since Ginola. As someone's already said, there's got to be something badly wrong at the club for us to lose to Weds reserves.

"bringing Newcastle fans back home" how the fuck should I be in the pub watching the game when there is no pub.... If I want to stream it on the beach and text I will herr commandant. In other news, they'd better fucking win this one like, its starting to take the piss.

ffs, yes its funny - but its sending completely the wrong fucking message to the player.. Oh its all just a fucking laugh , the fact we've bought you and you've fucked up your own start with some fuckin stupid cards already. If it was the first time with his red , sure give him the benefit - but the fucker can't last more than 20 minutes . I'd already be reading him the riot act, new kid or not. Shape up or GTFO

Forget Tiote, he's not worth it .. Have to say in response to my own comment. No , it isn't too early to say the formation doesn't work. Not with Colback anyway.

Same Gloom, Why sissoko over perez ? Saying 4 2 3 1 doesn't work is a bit premature . It's going to take games to get these lot away from the years of Carver / Pardew coaching. Hell of a goal mind. Hope the lads can kick on from this, early days. Need a win here though.

WHS

Someone made a comment a few years back that seems to be coming true - someone wants Football to be a non contact and therefore more higher scoring game. Every tackle is becoming a foul.. Mitrovic doesn't help himself though, I wouldn't be surprised if he gets a card for his hideous fanny lick celebration, should we ever see it.

Any sort of Agent for that matter, same applies to Estate and Recruitment agents.

Agree that it's been ok, but I see a fair few positions in immediate need of addressing, if we are to play players in their proper positions.

Best window under Ashley, hands down. I bet they tried their damn hardest to offload: Tiote, Dummett, Perez and Cisse, though. I'm still totally skeptical that anythings changed in the boardroom though, just got a few more red label players in that we hope will go purple. Though how the fuck we got Gino is anyones guess, he's a hell of a player.

If only it was a slave kid in Taiwan, that's too expensive for Ashley.... On topic, this is brilliant and I love the design. I'll be getting some, once Ashley's lawsuit falls on it's arse.

A bit late, but Spot on GingerQuiff.. Had a raging row with my mate over him shouting that all the bloody time...

Heh, No shearer and Beardsley were World Class players, Anita is a great player, a league 2 player is a decent player...

Bit harsh on Sissoko I reckon, especially given the shit he's put up with and the lies he's been fed. I'm more surprised when a foreign signing DOESN'T lose his enthusiasm than those that do, given that the club systematically feeds everyone bullshit. Selling ANY 1st team player is a big mistake imo, if we don't get replacements. Outside of CM we are paper thin. I fucking hate Tiote and think he's fantastically overrated by many fans, but I wouldn't want to see him go at the moment either, too short on DM. That said, if Mike really has changed (doubt it) and McLaren ends up lasting more than 1.5 seasons (again doubt it) there's plenty of potential for Sissoko to improve both mentally and technically. Say what you like about McLaren, but he's got coaching pedigree.

2 away games and over 200 home ones I reckon, have only been about 5 times since 1999 though

I wouldn't put Tiote in over Colback, despite how midrange he is. I'd rather they both didn't play, Tiote will be likely to get sent off when he gets skinned over and over. Agree with ANS on the defense, but it all depends what head Colo/Wurzel puts on for the day. I really hope for a result here, suddenly it's looking like we have the potential for a good team again, but it's a big ask against a strong Arsenal side.

Not a bad finish to last season either, he's a great player imo. Sure he's tiny but you don't have to be a brick shithouse if you're comfortable on the ball and a good tackler, which I think he is.

Drinking with a Nice fan at the moment, seen the last two games and he's been cracking in both of them... Doesn't look to have suffered at all from his time out!

Nice article mate. A good read. We'll get fucked over again, don't you worry.

Willo > Beckham

That's 1 goal and 2 assists for the new boy.

Tiote yellow card and pen given away already... Knobber. next tiote slag update in 15 mins.

Tiote is a knob

The Tottenham figure is pretty impressive. Just goes to show what having just 1 young star can do to a team. 56 mil profit. Ashely's wet dream.