Dr Gloom

you’d love it if he was our manager

Strawb around 5am tomorrow morning

no surprise he’s looked quality again since moving back to his proper position

Well done the headless chook for exceeding expectations. Hopefully next season he can match ASM’s best return for us of five goals 🙄

burnley are still fighting for survival so you never know - spurs look like their confidence is shot. remember we lost to forest and drew with luton during our slump in form

it could be that the wives knew about it - i don't know. i've been invited to stag dos before where i've not gone to the weddings - if it was abroad, or i couldn't make the date because of a diary clash, or if it was a small family-only affair, so they could have spun an additional lie into the mix. i dunno. one lad i know quite well did go on one of these fake stag dos so i've no reason to think it was a bullshit

hopefully tottenham's implosion continues too. 6th would be a superb achievement, after everything that's happened this season. 5th would be remarkable

i wish i was coming home for this. last home game of the season at sjp is always a party. a fellow london-based mag offered me a lift up but i'm stuck at home with the kids while the wife is away so i'll have to make do with you fuckers for company. 6 - 0 - isak double hattrick to storm into the lead for the golden boot

i wonder if strawb is sniffing gak off a stripper's arse yet btw

i don't really know the lads in question that well, but they apparently managed to get away a bonus lad's weekend away every year under this pretence

always great to get your upbeat take on things

the useless cunt will still end up going to the euros

worth keeping for the banter and memes

FYP

Say what you like about Israel - and I agree to a point with Renton - but this is antisemitism. It’s massively on the rise in “progressive” Europe, and is no longer confined to the far right. She’s a singer representing her country in the Eurovision Song Contest ffs. For all we know she’s as appalled at what is going on in Gaza as the rest of us.

Murphy is class on his day. Streaky player though

bring on the divorce dos!

if you enjoyed that, In the Loop is a must watch too. You might also like W1A and Veep

that's what you think it's usually the dads who don't get out that much anymore who end up leading the way to the dark side. i quite enjoy a stag do personally and would jump at the opportunity to get away and get hammered for a weekend somewhere with the lads - mainly because that chapter of my life is closed now and my mates are all hitched. anyway, good luck. perhaps it will be as civilised as you think.

the countdown to the end of the week starts here. not long till you can clock off for the weekend 👍

everyone needs a vice