Dr Gloom

how could the fat fucker not notice someone pointing a camera at him while he spouted that shite?

i reckon we should keep n'zogbia despite his hissy fit. young left footers with pace and skill don't grow on trees. i can't understgand why we haven't tried him at left back when our only other options there recently have been babayaro or right footed centre backs.

i reckon we should keep n'zogbia despite his hissy fit. young left footers with pace and skill don't grow on trees. i can't understgand why we haven't tried him at left back when our only other options there recently have been babayaro or right footed centre backs.

he's got to shift babayaro and carr too.

i'd be gutted if we signed the odious shit personally

i had to add these to the mix like "Charles N'Zogbia wants his backside smacked. It's ridiculous," Shepherd told the Daily Mirror. "Sam's very much a northerner and he encapsulates what the true Geordie supporter is. jesus wept!

looks a decent bunch of posters over there.

no biggy; we've got damien duff

fuck of shepherd you steaming pile of horse manure

possibly but i imagine they'll attract a far better calibre of player under keane than they did last time they were up.

ronaldo should win it by a country mile. best player in the world at the moment.

Leijer is a central defender, not a striker, and not near Premiership standard...come to think of it, neither is the rest of our defence But Archie could possibly do the job, if Hiddink was manager. Would love to see both of them at Newcastle, Hiddink would probably fuck off after a year for more money anyway, can guarantee Freddy would have been sucked into some condition in the contract First of all Hiddink would have to prove his Gran was from Byker otherwise he'd not get anywhere near the job. to be fair to hiddink, shepherd's never even heard of him

enough people on his forum were calling for robson's head before shepherd weidled the axe iirc

you just know we're going to end up having to flog him for the £12m release clause after him only playing 11 games in two years

sadly owen's rehab is the only thing anal o has to report on for the rest of the season so i'd expect a few more stories just yet

let's just accept our place in the scheme of things - we're not going to win a trophy ever again. once we all accept this, things will become much less painful.

what a shite article

an honest shepherd commented: "we already have a manager, who we are 'planning' to sack in august or september. we'll get rid of roeder after he's spent all our cash in the summer and a few days after the transfer window has closed so we can appoint someone of the barry fry and give him no money to spend. if we did any different what would people argue about on toontastic?"

i'd like to see us sign a couple of hard-as-nails cynical italian defenders personally. not convinced by gooch from what i've seen, albeit not much.

To be fair though, either him or Shearer did a pretty much faultless rescue job at the time....it's not as random as it would appear to be that he ended up with the job. I also feel that he was never given the job with a view to making us world beaters, I reckon he was seen as a quiet guy who'd not rock the boat and not get us relegated after the Souness debacle. That said, I think it's time he went..... Aye but why should anyone think that doing a good job at the end of last season - which he did without doubt - gives him the ability to attract players/be competent in the transfer market etc., etc.? You can't ignore the past on the basis that he did a cracking job as caretaker. Well, you can - if your name is Shepherd. Also, the sad thing is, he was doing a good job at the academy and players have said he is a good coach and the club will probably end up losing his talents. true. i can't see him hanging around after he's sacked. we should have said thank you very much and given him his old job at the academy back or offreed him a role as an assistant coach under a proven manager

leazesmag handsdown

handy player. again, i'd like to see parker leave than emre to make way for him.. sidwell, butt, dyer and emre is a decent group of four central midfielders to pick from. n'zogbia can cover cm too.

it seems like a lifetime since sir bobby was in charge bearing in mind what we've had to put up with since he was sacked.