Dr Gloom

Don’t go, Dub. Be good to me

love your photoshop skills man. makes these posts even funnier

we'd struggle to get him for less than £70m now after the last few seasons he's had. i think that ship has sailed. i suspect mitchell will identify cheaper options from overseas instead. same goes for guehi

i know it's a voxpop echo chamber but it is heartening. the majority of brits are, in the main, a decent bunch. that, combined with our electoral system, will hopefully keep the extremists at bay. it also pays to remember that news is an industry which the hyper-capitalists often exploit to divide us. things are rarely as bad as they seem. i don't have my head in the sand either but i'm also trying to disengage for the same reasons you outlined - there are things beyond our control that make little sense losing too much sleep over. our country, for all its flaws, is a safe and moderate place, with mostly decent people. good job we have a successful football team again finally to provide a welcome distraction from the apocalypse

there's a case for resting bruno too, of course

i think hall has been our best player this season. i'd give him a rest. targett should surely be competent enough against league two opposition

the only way we let any of them leave for less than £100m is if a player agitates for a move. but there seems such a togetherness in this group and as long as we're competing for honours and top four why would they leave? we can price them out of a move, unless a real madrid come calling, in which case you probably do let the player go. i sincerely don't think losing isak to arsenal is a big risk. if he's going to go, it'll surely be to a club much further ahead than us, not one we have the beating of. these players must feel that we're not a million miles away from overtaking arsenal. it's in the post

why risk hall? i suppose you could say the same about bruno, but i'd give him the first half so we can hopefully put the game to bed, then sub him on 50-60 mins

He’s more into soiled knickers iirc

----------the greek god trippier--schar---kelly---targett ------longstaff--bruno--miley ----miggy----osula----barnes

or some hope, in this case

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-14266631/Newcastle-want-Martin-Dubravka-STAY-playing-key-role-resurgence-despite-goalkeepers-tearful-goodbye-fans-win-Arsenal-amid-proposed-Saudi-Arabia.html

sounds like dubs might be staying after all

i know it's an unpopular opinion but some of his videos are quite watchable.

my manager

In Eddie we trust

tremendous btw

for a global brand, their supply chain seems total shit. surely they know they can fleece us for more money, or perhaps they're intentionally keeping supplies low to build up hype and demand.

Also, that Alice talks football knows her onions. She’s a Man U fan but is much better then that chump Goldbridge and her analysis of Newcastle is spot on.

the bloke gets a bad press. Some of his “content” is watchable. The mainstream pundits on sky and elsewhere are so biased and ill-informed about Newcastle, I increasingly find myself watching the YouTubers. Some of them are shit but others are half decent. The Toon Review and Evermore are both good channels.

they’re spot on. I said as much in the match thread on 60 minutes. Howe was trolling arteta