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The beans will not be on the pizza, they'll be to the side. Perfect for dipping And no Ant - that is just wrong!

It's only Asda pizza, not Domino's. Yes, pizza and beans!

I'm having a CT tea of pizza and beans tonight. Bamptastic!

Kind of. Washington, which is where I grew up so it'll do for me

Mid-December here, although I'm moving house in a couple of weeks so I'll be lucky if I've got time! I generally only have a tree and decorate the fireplace anyway. Stopped with any of the hanging-from-the-ceiling crap years ago (yes, I'm talking about decorations!)

Are you sure you're straight?

Yeah but orthopaedic surgeons are always the lowest of the low

You know what? I had one of the worst nights I've ever had last night which ended as badly as it possibly could. It's probably just really the wrong time for you to be at your patronising, arsehole best.

Or extubating your patient while you're "taking a call"

Anaesthetic nurses don't do that pet - that's scrubbers. We keep the patient alive at the top end.

Half the time you cant tell the difference between staff and patients in MH anyway.

Jeez man, that's tragic

Have a lush day petal x

A whiff of anaesthetic, a pair of pliers and she'll be home in no time

After Helen Flanagan's trial in a room with an ostrich, Ant and Dec asked how it felt to come face to face with a strange looking bird with a tiny brain. "Fucking terrifying" replied the ostrich.........

Oh dear lord As if the stained glass window wasn't enough!

You are so under the thumb

Someone enlighten me. There are sane, intelligent, rational women at work going absolutely do-lally over the fact this film is out today/tomorrow/whenever. They turn into babbling freaks when talking about Robert Pattinson who to me looks like a pale, pubescent type of chap. What am I missing? Is it really that amazing? Will my life be enriched by making the effort to learn any more about this vampire stuff? I realise I'm probably very late to the party here but I'm just not getting it...

Cheers, I think I'll put it on my Christmas list

Are these from the Nigellisima book?

I got 5 which isn't bad for a girl.

Scott Sinclair is getting massive amounts of grief on Twitter which is quite amusing

I've only got to work 4 nights between now and the 12th December. That's quite nice