catmag

A bit of a strange mood - it's been an odd weekend.

Good idea mate lets talk Newcastle! Is Ant still pumping Dec up the arse? and why did geordies turn miss Cole to black dudes? (Mind you its not hard if you think about it) This is ridiculously pedantic but it was completely fucking me off the other day too - it's either 'Miss Tweedy' or 'Mrs Cole' not 'Miss Cole.' Now fuck off Not strictly correct Catty - surely Ms Cole is acceptable It is indeed (I'm one of them weirdy 'Ms' peoples myself) but 'Miss Cole' is not at all correct. Yes, I know how pathetic this is but it just bugged me for some reason

Good idea mate lets talk Newcastle! Is Ant still pumping Dec up the arse? and why did geordies turn miss Cole to black dudes? (Mind you its not hard if you think about it) This is ridiculously pedantic but it was completely fucking me off the other day too - it's either 'Miss Tweedy' or 'Mrs Cole' not 'Miss Cole.' Now fuck off

Ones 5 times champions of europe and the other is not. Want to make any other comparisons? I dont think you cant dip shit. Liverpool the only English club to do it I've read this 5 times and I still can't make head nor tail of it.

Yes, I think it probably is, but the real way into her knickers is probably vodka and chips

Sorry Kev, but I'm not 14 years old. Neither am I babe, neither am I. Babe I'm old enough to be your mother.

I think it's a boy thing. Although it's been okay when I've seen it, I wouldn't choose to sit and watch it on a Saturday night.

Sorry Kev, but I'm not 14 years old.

How completely shite can Saturday night TV be? I refuse to watch Take Me Out due to it's utter woefulness but there's absolutely nowt on.

Bet you've been smelling your fingers ever since

You still breast feeding? I'll be there I never did breast feed, they didn't work! Turns out they really are just for show

I'll be in town with the bairn tomorrow. Might bring him to Tilleys for a pre-match milk.

Then what? Then it looks like sick with bits in.

Aye, especially since I was sitting in the back

I fell asleep in the car on the way back to Sydney if that helps my cause any?

It's night time here if that makes it any easier to justify There you go Catmag, if it's Oz wine, fill your boots ! Ahh, lovely memories of the Hunter Valley

It's night time here if that makes it any easier to justify Marvellous. As my mother says - it's always 7pm somewhere!

Hmmm, I'm just home from work and there's a half-full bottle of Chardonnay in the fridge....

Just bought one of these...

Just choked on my g&t

Not sure if this thread is just music or comedy too but went to see Jimmy Carr last night in *spit* Sunderland and he was class

He sounds like a bloke I work with who is creepy as fuck

I will be going to sleep all day now as back in work again tonight. Zzzzzzzzz Do you find that you wake up properly once you get home from work Bev? I'm sat here thinking "I really ought to go to bed.." but could quite happily stay awake til at least lunchtime. Yep exactly Cath...And I'm doing it again now when I really should be in bed!! Whilst I'm at work (and we're really busy atm) Im thinking oh I cant wait for me bed! Then I get home, have a shower and brekkie and I come back to life again PC goes on and thats that for an hour or two! Hubby always says why dont you go straight to bed, but I answer well you dont go to bed the minute you get in at 6 pm do you?! Mind Im off now for 5 nights so its not too bad, I darent sleep for more than a couple of hours today else I wont sleep tonight! Things are so upside down here, Hubbys Dad is seriously ill in Hosp and has been given only a few days He has a perforated bowel and is too ill and weak to undergo surgery. Its just a matter of time now. Yesterday I only managed 4 hours kip then went up to Exeter Hosp obviously to see Dad, but also to comfort Mum who was shot to pieces with the bad news. I left there and went straight into work for another 10 hour shift. I am shattered now and dont know what Im running on, I think I'm in overdrive I just cant switch off! I've done all my housework and I know I need sleep- it could be a long night. Sounds awful, and I'm really sorry to hear that about your hubby's dad You know that you need the rest but it's not that easy to switch off. Why don't you just go and read a book in bed for a while? You might relax enough to drop off but if you don't then at least you'll be resting your body. Thinking off you all - stay strong xx

I have been up all night too but there was no cricket involved. Delighted you are in such a happy mood Paul - it's good to be positive

Now, now!