catmag

I was out in Cheetham Hill and then ended up at a house party last Saturday night in Blackley. Dear me....

Problem?! I'm in charge all on my ownsome today. Craig, Jimbo and Ritchie are all on their jollies around the toon, pud has disappeared and I dunno where Matt is So behave yourselves

Lots of things are still broked after the upgrade (LIKE MY PM'S CRAIG!!) including the arcade. It's not a priority to be fixed as this is a footy forum at the end of the day and if you want arcade games there's hundreds of other sites you can try.

Just in case you didn't already know it was a Coke product from the label, I suppose. Any fullfat coke is rank anyway! You might as well just eat spoonfulls of sugar off a spoon

So it's keeping the something on later in the night that's the problem eh? Cheeky! I have never stripped off in public

I tend to wear something over my knickers when I go out.

I want it NOW!!

God it even sounds rank.

Mines not here

Erm, what rhymes with umbrella? I know, 'ella'. Nice arse though. Oh well, at least you've got something to look at. She does nowt for me

I used to be able to smell when someone was going to die when I worked on the wards (No, not because they'd shit themselves or anything) Just used to get a strange smell and feeling when I started a nightshift when I was near certain patients and in loads of cases they carked it by the morning. Not usually unexpectedly like, but still.. And cats are wonderful creatures. I have a little fluffy feline curled up next to me reading what you're all saying - so be nice.

And also when you still call it Oil of Ulay!!!!!! Snakehips obviously uses it too...

If I hear that Umbrella song once more I'm going to find Rihanna and beat her with one.

Gah, I hate making spelling mistakes.

Isn't that Aria Giovanni? Edit: Oh it's Cath, my mistake!

..you notice that Oil of Ulay anti-wrinkle cream is half price and consider buying it Yes, I bought it... Feel free to contribute.

You'd be surprised! He was actually using the correct URL and still couldn't get on. Computer genius me Typing it into an Excel spreadsheet though.

Yes they do! But I do wish you'd ask my permission before putting my photo on the internet

You'd be surprised! He was actually using the correct URL and still couldn't get on. Computer genius me

Are you joining us at all during our enormous weekend get-together? Yes, I should have PM'd but they're still fucked - Craig!!!

Jack Savoretti - Between The Minds, A purely beautiful album.

My weekend started at 8am today. Hurrah and huzzah!

Behave yourself!

I'm one of the board entertainment organisational-types. Let me see what I can do

Is he the token gay in the new Transformers film?