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Dream on! Couldn't be a district nurse like. Too many leg ulcers and manual evacuations for my liking.....

I'm not suggesting anything I just think there's something odd about the whole scenario, purely based on their behaviour as parents. I've not seen the NOTW today but every time they show her mother on the telly she looks like she's about to collapse under the strain of it all. SHe doesn't look like she's eaten since Maddie went missing either. The parents do also still have 2 other little ones to look after so need to stay strong and try to keep life as normal as possible for them. Fuck knows how they're managing.

Hows your nuts? Sore, can't walk properly.. just going to be in the house doing fuck all for a week or so now, got a district nurse coming to check my balls during the week. Better health plan? Free on the NHS actually! Glad you're home Greg and I hope things start getting better

Pssst. No 'e' in truly

Dogs can also eat raw meat and they don't seem to get food poisoning...I suppose they just have a more robust immune system. I wonder how many cavemen died from eating raw meat? All of them, obviously

Instead of falling out with me every time I book a long-distance adventure (Maldives, USA and Australia being cases in point) why don't you just GO SOMEWHERE EXCITING YOURSELF? Just a thought

A 3-week adventure to Victoria Falls and South Africa. I'm bankrupt, but happy

She's making people wear condoms though! Minging

She needs to invest in some shampoo.

Typical Newcastle really, not good enough but it will give a few fans a cheer. Pretty much what they did with Bernard and I fell for it Players just shouldn't come back once they've gone really. I'll make an exception for Nobby though.

I don't dislike Pav but he should never have come back here in the first place.

It's not even that exciting

Why so patronising? If you'd never had cause to use it/look into it before then it's not exactly a crazy thought to think you could drive through it.

Love the FA Cup, love the build up/excitement/atmosphere/traditions etc, but this game is fucking dreadful.

It sounded interesting and it'll do you good to get into something different and renew your enthusiasm (if only for a little while) for work in general. Good luck

Man Utd FTW

Filthy, skanky, pig-faced, attention-seeking ho.

I'm not your friend any more

Aye, the 21-page "Best of YouTube" thread over in General Chat is just one long list of mod edits. Meow Martin!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWx5RK1G9c0...ted&search= There y'are.

Neither can I, tbh. We know you're in a proper mood when you flounce I have absolutely no idea what you mean, strange woman with feline fixation who I don't even know.

Neither can I, tbh. We know you're in a proper mood when you flounce

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHWjNMhdY0I Class

1. I've just been out for dinner and really should not have had the orange cheesecake for dessert. It was just piglet'ish (but lush) 2. Florence is sat on the windowsill washing her bits in full view of the street 3. Could really do with some time off to go somewhere as I've got itchy feet for a travel adventure. 4. Gonna try and have an early night but not sure it'll happen 5. Sympathise with Toplass as I wouldn't put up with that kind of shit from a bloke either but some people won't be told.