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My working week is done

We're usually completely outnumbered so it's about time we redressed the balance somewhat Howay then girlies. Feel free to use this thread to post your fave blokey pics

Not bad at all m'dear

Did you see Paddy McGuinness on Paul O'Grady today?

We could do with a new sub-forum for all the shit-related stories we're getting these days.

Horribly addictive man Wonder if work will mind if I install it on this pooter............

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what I wouldn't give to be that nurse.

Tracy Chapman - Fast Car

I try not to take anaesthetised patients home. I find it's a real pain in the arse trying to keep them alive Can an anaesthetised man get a hard on is the pertinant question.... It has been known.

I try not to take anaesthetised patients home. I find it's a real pain in the arse trying to keep them alive

Not to worry petal I was lucky when I started there in that I started with an intake of newbies in the nurses home and the lass in the room next door was a mad Geordie who is still one of my best mates.

Serves me right for what? thrusting your boobs at passers by? I get bored easily

Serves me right for what?

Just on the news now about how the standard price of her concert tickets for her new tour are £500 each. And to think I was outraged at Wet Wet Wet tickets being £50! That's fucking ridiculous

... I'm not entirely sure what I did to justify that kind of post, to be fair. I just thought it was an interesting thing to think about, and then I ended up spending a weekend with a friend rather than coming home at any point. Oh right, so you start a thread about suicide notes, make no other contribution to it then don't post for two days. Coincidence my arse. Luke, you really are taking this far too seriously

You that old? Aye I'm young at heart though

I listened to some of it. Managed to sneak the radio on in theatre while a laydee was having a baby. It was quite funny actually as the dad was a mackem and his daughter has just been born with the Newcastle match on in the background. He was pleased that we got beat like

I saw her only last week. Can't for the life of me remember where though. On telly ? aye....on what programme though I cannit fathom. She was on Ready, Steady, Cook! Things you don't see: Minature bottles of milk in junior schools. Ahh, the responsibility that came with being milk monitor

I'll be sure to add that one. They're all real quotes. It's not meant to be taken quite so seriously. Just look at your opening page, I mean look at it, there's a picture of you trying your hardest to look like a human penis combined with a quote you obviously made up about yourself. You should be ashamed of yourself that you're cluttering up the internet with that sort of shite, you're a fucking disgrace. (Probably slightly ott tbh.) What is with everyone tonight?! Why the vitriol? Did you not see the game? Nope.

I'll be sure to add that one. They're all real quotes. It's not meant to be taken quite so seriously. Just look at your opening page, I mean look at it, there's a picture of you trying your hardest to look like a human penis combined with a quote you obviously made up about yourself. You should be ashamed of yourself that you're cluttering up the internet with that sort of shite, you're a fucking disgrace. (Probably slightly ott tbh.) What is with everyone tonight?! Why the vitriol?

Harsh

And then delivered the immortal line: "They think it's all over....... it is now!!"

Only gay men are that creative. And roses are so last week oh aye, I'm positively fabulous me man! and a rose when you're a teenager hasn't lost it's appeal. Only when you're a little older do you shift it up a gear and get Lillies and Tulips and Carnations etc. But for a teenage crush a single redrose is much better than a bunch of em. you're just a bloody cynic man woman man You're very wrong there actually - my theory is that life's too short to be cynical And if you're 'doing' flowers, simple is best. Your rose theory would work well if it really was just a single red rose instead of all this dipping in food colouring/gold leaf/glitter malarkey. Personally I'm not sure I'd appreciate a rose that looked like it had been made on Blue Peter I know, I know, I'm so ungrateful Further tips: Carnations are funeral flowers Never buy lilies for a cat owner - they're poisonous (don't tell Toonpack) Same with daffodills Tulips are pretty Freesia are simple, beautiful and smell gorgeous.

Only gay men are that creative. And roses are so last week

Nothing apart from.... "I was just working out what my suicide note would be" well I am a bit worried even if you evil fuckers are not !!! He was last online on Friday so he's probably just been away for the weekend