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I'm not quite that old you cheeky fucker What I meant to say was, hey, your hair looks nice today! have you lost weight? Goodness me, I forgot how gosh-darned purty you were! Too late!

I'm not quite that old you cheeky fucker

It's cold this morning To all of you peeps who are heading to work - have a luurvely day. I'm off to a lovely warm bed

I use 'Mr. Drowning guy with a shark approaching'. Is correct It's a bit long-winded tbh. Can I call you George instead? How about Si? Si is good. Pleased to make your acquaintance

I use 'Mr. Drowning guy with a shark approaching'. Is correct It's a bit long-winded tbh. Can I call you George instead?

Mr .../\......\o/...? How are we pronouncing your name? I've wondered for a while now...

Good knowledge. I'm so bored that I'm going to throw this little bit of extra knowledge in for free. A baby's skin renews itself every 14 days. Your entire bloodstream renews itself every 3 months yet the plasma part of blood renews itself every 10 days. There y'are.

They're scars man. They'll probably fade eventually as your skin renews itself every 28 days. I scar really badly and still have scars from cat scratches that I got over a year ago, but they're definitely fading.

You can't. Unless you start wearing foundation.

I was just channel-surfing and noticed this rather spectacular combination. Jay and Silent Bob is just so bad that it's good

Cheery!

My neck of the woods.. Fuck travelling to Edinburgh each day. Completely off topic. Did you get the Duck Bay thing sorted out Ritchie? No its still not opened yet from the flooding. Still have the Crowne Plaza : provisionaly booked though and had no pressure off them to commit yet so no worries just now. Ah good. Been meaning to ask

My neck of the woods.. Fuck travelling to Edinburgh each day. Completely off topic. Did you get the Duck Bay thing sorted out Ritchie?

I have a whole 10 minute walk to work. My ex lives in Manc and commutes to Bradford every day. Was speaking to him the other day and they're relocating to Liverpool which will be a nice journey home of a teatime

Other than extensive scarring, it would be pretty good if that's the only area affected. It's pretty localised and could be treated effectively although healing for 3rd degree is really slow. The problems start when it's much larger areas due to fluid loss from the burned area and massive risk of infection to the tissues leading to systemic spread etc.

Aye, although that really is painful

S'alreet. Burns are minging. Used to do skin grafts where I used to work where they'd basically thinly slice a bit of healthy tissue off somewhere else on the body (usually thigh or back) and try and improve scars caused by burns. Fiddly business.

Burnt tendons? Correct. 3rd degree burns are apparently less painful as they are full thickness and the nerve endings are destroyed, but there is still sensation on the edges of the burn therefore not completely pain-free. Had a kid in A&E not so long ago after a house fire with something like 50% 3rd degree burns. Absolutely fucking heartbreaking.

I think I may need to drink more water actually.

Nah, I didn't bother today Thank you Ms. Mags. Will try and find something suitable in the lotions and potions cupboard, although I think my choice maybe limited to acetone

As we seem to have lovely subjects on here tonight, I appear to breaking out in teenage acne (okay, I've got 4 spots on my face) I have never, ever suffered from being a spotty bird and now all hell is breaking loose. There's one in particular that isn't even a proper spot - it's just lurking under my nose and fucking kills everytime I move my face and is making my eyes water. Please help

Ohhh you're gonna upset some people with that. Needs a bit of cling film over it by the looks of things. Proper burns are the most minging thing to see like, and the smell is just foul

Never, never, never try and cut your own hair. It can only end in disaster. So can trying to stick chewing gum behind your ear (a la Marmalade Atkins) when you're 8 because it WILL get stuck in your hair and your mam will go mental and cut it out herself

Ordered some stuff on Thursday night and it arrived Saturday morning. Never had a problem with them at all.