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What?! I was merely stating a fact! I actually like it Chances are it'd look better and more appropriate on you as well Cath. *Starts plotting the perfect theft crime*

What?! I was merely stating a fact! I actually like it

Girlie pink!

Got this image of you running around like that smiley changing every clock you can find. I nearly forgot actually Posted that, went to bed and was almost asleep before thinking "Fuuuck! Must change the clock!"

And you should watch your mouth!

Change them!

Only as in "after midnight" tonight, aye

Ahh Dave. A classic case of 'If you can't be with the one you love then love the one you're with' As for what to do? What do you want to do?

Dear Mother.... Thank you so much for that reminder, I had NO idea is was this weekend. And I love you to bits for cheering me up, im working tonight.....Now it will be a 9 hour shift instead of 10!! It's always the best night of the year to work

No, because the clocks don't change at midnight making it 1am, do they? So the bus will pick you up at 1am (whereupon it will technically be 2am but that would be like trying to confuse an idiot so I'm going to stop now) Basically leave your watch alone for the moment and go out for your bus when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the one. Get back to me in the morning and I'll tell what time it really is

Officially yes. But you won't care by that point so just change the clock when you get home if you can still see straight.

Please remember that your clocks go forward by 1 hour tonight when you go to bed. That is all. Love, Mother xxx

Happy Birthday Jody. Have a good one!

From what I hear you had a right good breaststroke... I like to leave that speciality to someone else

I'm too cool for that tbh, buses actually reverse to get to me. Will you listen to him...

Swam competitively as a teenager, had tennis coaching for a bit and was canny enough at netball and hockey. Couldn't run to catch a bus like.

Well it's pointless booking it if hardly anyone's playing. You lot have got a lot to learn. You need a definitive "Look, I need names and I need them NOW or I'll kick your head in...etc..." kind of post. It works when I'm sorting pissups out

Oh the mental images!

That reminds me, been meaning to buy some floor tiles.. Martin, that's cheeky!

Look I just want to know if it's on or not? I nominate you to do it for us then. I only organise large-scale pissup events for parties of over 20 that include dinner, dancing and hardened drinking. None of this piddling little 5-a-side malarkey

God, you lot are fucking useless! Is someone going to nominate themselves to organise this and book the pitch etc or are you just all going to sit at your computers and go "So is this still on then?"

Imagine if it did happen in football though. Mourinho or Ferguson being found murdered after a match. Madness! No more madness that it happening in Cricket though tbf No, I agree with you. I'm just struggling to get my head round it in general and was trying to imagine it happening in football...

Imagine if it did happen in football though. Mourinho or Ferguson being found murdered after a match. Madness!

Well you are about as old as the relics they dig up ...OK, that may pushing the Comedy Quote Edit envelope a little too far. You see, I couldn't post that as I'm 2 years older than him But you're free to Comedy Edit all you like honey...