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just home from where Cath ??? work or lash ??? Lash. The cats are giving me filthy looks and my bed is calling me. Gin is evil. what you want is a lovely big bacon butty with tons of sauce served in a dirty ashtray. Maybe that would have prevented me waking up so goddam early

just home from where Cath ??? work or lash ??? Lash. The cats are giving me filthy looks and my bed is calling me. Gin is evil.

Mornin' campers

Wrong! I've got chocolate brown soft leather sofas and they're lush

Anyone for a steak and mushroom wrap for lunch?

You're just a wimp. Freak. Sooooooo, let me tell you about my surgery... I tell you after being Cath's gynecologist it wasn't pretty.

You're just a wimp. Freak. Sooooooo, let me tell you about my surgery...

You're just a wimp.

Belle and Herbs is far superior man Gone downhill since change of ownership imo. That's because it used to belong to my best mate and was named after her cats.

Alf Roberts. You're not supposed to get it that quickly!

Belle and Herbs is far superior man

What's the connection between Get Carter and Coronation Street?

Just spat tea out for the second time today......

Howay then Radg, more quizzy things!

Think I've put this on here before but we had a bloke crushed by some logs falling off a fork-lift. Foot was hanging on by a piece of skin. All the bones, tendons and nerves had gone and it was a leeedle bit messy. Hip replacements get boring after the first 10. Although seeing the patients awake while it's being done is always surreal

Mozart wasn't assassinated.

Welcome to the world of medicine petal. It's all about licking arses - so to speak Plastics bores me senseless as does orthopaedics unless it's a massive trauma case (which is just wrong as it means someones had a really bad accident )

Please do, I'm far too busy

And being able to quote?

You're a medical student for fucks sake! Sort your bloody spelling out!

Fucking hell

Shall I do a dance? That is scary, so close to how you and Sammy were dancing at Christmas... Sammy mebbes!

Shall I do a dance?

Shall I do a dance?