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Short hair on a bloke. Used to go to Toni and Guy or John Gerard in town until I practically had to take out a mortgage to pay for a haircut. Now go to a small salon run by 2 blokes in town where its half the price, good craic and they sorted out the ginger barnet for me!

Boy stuff

We did worse than that. We found out that one the lasses keys opened his bedroom door so while he was out we went in and mixed up his lovingly alphabetised/colour co-ordinated CD, video, book, socks, shirts and tie collections. He went fucking mental

There is a town next to where my parents live called Dufftown. I know this lass who lives in Springfield of all places. Is she yellow?

You're also one of the biggest tossers I've ever met. (A bloke I lived with as a student nurse. The most anally retentive, patronising fuckwit I've ever had the misfortune to meet.) Was he a bit chubby too? No because he used to meticulously weigh out every portion of food he ever ate on a set of scales and lecture the girls in the house about how overeating and drinking too much would make us put on weight and therefore become unattractive to men. He saw this as his duty. He was also a screaming bender

You're also one of the biggest tossers I've ever met. (A bloke I lived with as a student nurse. The most anally retentive, patronising fuckwit I've ever had the misfortune to meet.)

Congratulations!! Why didn't you say that's why you'd put all that weight on?

NO I'm straight Funny someone should mention that, as I found myself looking and looking and looking and looking at that earlier this evening. Now its gone Time for a partially undressed Gooch mebbes?

Mine are all boring

That kitten right at the beginning is the lushest thing ever

just home from where Cath ??? work or lash ??? Lash. The cats are giving me filthy looks and my bed is calling me. Gin is evil. what you want is a lovely big bacon butty with tons of sauce served in a dirty ashtray. Maybe that would have prevented me waking up so goddam early

just home from where Cath ??? work or lash ??? Lash. The cats are giving me filthy looks and my bed is calling me. Gin is evil.

Mornin' campers

Wrong! I've got chocolate brown soft leather sofas and they're lush

Anyone for a steak and mushroom wrap for lunch?

You're just a wimp. Freak. Sooooooo, let me tell you about my surgery... I tell you after being Cath's gynecologist it wasn't pretty.

You're just a wimp. Freak. Sooooooo, let me tell you about my surgery...

You're just a wimp.

Belle and Herbs is far superior man Gone downhill since change of ownership imo. That's because it used to belong to my best mate and was named after her cats.

Alf Roberts. You're not supposed to get it that quickly!

Belle and Herbs is far superior man

What's the connection between Get Carter and Coronation Street?

Just spat tea out for the second time today......

Howay then Radg, more quizzy things!