catmag

I agree with you. He's never going to be a fantastic player but I found I wasn't screaming abuse at him quite as often as I normally do, and it looked like he was really trying to make the effort. Admittedly, it doesn't always work but I do think he had a better game than normal. The whole thing was a complete rollercoaster like. Couldn't quite believe what I was seeing and then still felt disappointed when it was 4-2 at the end, which is frankly ridiculous Having seen the penalty shout again - tough one. The decision could definitely have gone either way and I would have said it was ball to hand had Taylor not moved his arm out slightly as the ball came towards him.

You roll up your sleeves and don a miners helmet.

S'alreet, I'll be there. I'll think twice about resuscitating you like if you don't start behaving!

I'm not representing them cunts. Oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

Samuel!!

One of the better ones.

Saw this on the news last night. It's her husband that's feeding her so someone needs to have a fucking word with him aswell. Similar to the story of the 14-stone kid last week - if nobody buys the crap food to have in the house then she simply can't eat it. She apparently hasn't left her house for 18 months so it's not likely she's going to nip out to McD's for a lard fix. And blaming the PCT is just a complete cop-out. At some point people have to take responsibility for their own actions (including the husband) and stop trying to blame the rest of the world.

Gawd, you can hear the brain cells burning... Admit it, you're jealous! Have you started making your trophy yet? No. I'm still half asleep and am having a cup of tea. You can have the cup when I'm done with the tea though, if you like. I'll stick some ginger biscuits in it in your honour if your team wins it

Gawd, you can hear the brain cells burning...

Will you fucking listen to you lot trying to implement rules and the like! The rules are: You turn up, try not to sweat so much that it shows through your clothes, try and stop your faces looking like beetroots and try not to have a coronary due to your unfitness. That is all. Anything else goes.

Honesty - Billy Joel.

Hows things on the job front for you, Linz? Sorted thanks Cath, ive been lucky enough to have fallen on my feet again, there is defo someone who looks over me. New job has much better money and more holidays canny pension share scheme BUPA etc etc etc but the best bonus of all is not having to put up with anymore shit everyday, my boss hasnt spoken to me sinse I handed in my notice, its all good! Class, I'm made up for you petal Now if I could borrow your Guardian Angel for a while....

Hows things on the job front for you, Linz?

Hmmm....

Careful you don't slip on that bastard dancefloor

I'm not sure it's safe to get my pom-poms out with you lot around actually!

Have you got PMT today?

Aye, right!

No. I still have hair Like a brillo pad I heard.

Oh you pedantic fuckers! I try and be nice and do a list..........

No. I still have hair

Think about it Catherine if I'm going to play on a Sunday why on Earth would I not play in the Summer? You had not committed yourself to playing in the summer therefore I did not make the assumption

I did Latin a loooong time ago but would be no use to you whatsoever unless you wanted phrases such as 'Caecilius est in hortus' or 'canis est in via' somewhere about your person

Maastricht, Holland.

I've done a list Quote and add yourself if you're in for either... Sundays SLP Papa Laz geordieshandy peasepud Jonny2J Summer Ritchie Scott Isegrim Jimbo Craig Martin ?Ally SLP Papa Laz JJ Gol peasepud Hatful of Hollow Patrokles ?Sammy Alex Jonny2J geordieshandy