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Haddockway and shite, all of you. (I've got terrible deja-vu here)

Good Friday was our fish and chip day. There used to be (and still may be) a Good Friday parade in South Shields which would end up at the West Park. My grandparents used to live directly opposite so we used to watch it from the window, have fish and chips for lunch and then grandma would make Eves pudding for afters. It was stodgy as owt and we then has to go to church at 3pm and try to stay awake. We were then ordered to be miserable for the rest of the day cos Jesus was deaded. Well, we weren't really, but I do know some Catholic families (the ex in-laws) who wouldn't allow the kids to watch telly on GF.

Briefly.. Palm Sunday is the Sunday before Easter Sunday, is the last Sunday of Lent and the beginning of Holy Week. It represents the day that Jesus returned to Jerusalem for the feast of the Passover when the people of Jerusalem waved palm leaves to welcome him. The period of fasting and abstinence continues through to the beginning of Easter Sunday. Today is Ash Wednesday. No meat, no sweets, no chocolate, no crisps, no alcohol

Can't say that was my first thought on seeing that particular picture like.

You're being a bit of a sickly child lately, aren't you? I think you need more sleep instead of hanging round message boards until daft o'clock

I've just had a garlic chicken kebab on nan bread which looked vaguely pancakey if you squinted a bit. I also now feel very sick and look like a fat heiffer

I used to like Cool Water but it reminds me of the ex and we're not really on speaking terms at the moment

You're all minging

They have them in the vending machine at work but I don't dare get them in case they're 15 years out of date. We have Discos aswell.

what are crap crisps ?? You know - like cheese and onion Golden Wonder as opposed to McCoy's specials. Or Frisps instead of Walkers Specials....

*struck dumb* That is a corpse.

Nice crisps? Does that mean you'd still be allowed to eat crap crisps?

It wouldn't matter either way. I'd just be grateful to be living out one of my fantasies by being invited back to your house. Agree with Radg about the Lurpak like...

Blackcurrant jam. Although I won't be standing making pancakes this evening. Think we're going to have some kind of takeaway at work instead..

It's nee Abduls kebab while you're sat in the park at 4am tbf

Hope you brushed your teeth.

That was class. Him and The Amazing Mute on the SMB are two of the best message board creations ever. The Amazing Mute appearing in the middle of perfectly sensible discussions and posting "Mmmf fmmmmf ffffumf mmmmmmffffffuf" I was thinking about that the other day. Every single post of his made me giggle like a fucking idiot

Wonder where Crith Eubank got to...

Sausage. With brown sauce on it.

Chirpy bunch this morning, you lot....

Whilst lying on the sofa audibly groaning and declaring that you're dying every 2 minutes?

Yep, it is.

She could have waxed like. Skanky ho

Just a reminder for you heathens that it's Shrove Tuesday today and Lent starts tomorrow. What are you giving up?

Quoted for truth like.