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Spunk in your eye?

Got some stubborn stains that need removing? Was after a Birthday present for you Cath. You might find that flowers or diamonds work better Bit of a range in fucking prices there like. It quite a range tbh.

Got some stubborn stains that need removing? Was after a Birthday present for you Cath. You might find that flowers or diamonds work better

I'd have a cleaner in a second. Hate it

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What a fucking idiot.

Got some stubborn stains that need removing?

Ouch

Yes, but then you imagined I looked like Dorothy off Men Behaving Badly!

Hello sexy I do like the pic in the other thread I have to admit to wondering if it was actually you or an imposter btw, what's a 'giffer' ??? I need to know if I should feel abused I'd say that you should definitely feel abused, but you'd probably just enjoy the fact And you know for a fact it's my picture, cheeky Although I admit to not making that much of an effort when I go to the Trent...

I'll fucking string you up in a moment.

Nice to have you back, auld giffer

She still hasn't told us what she cooked I'm cold and hungry so I'm going to bed. Bah.

Who's preggers like? How predictable?!

What's in the oven?!

Big stylee.

Can't have a boxing thread started by a lady Yeah whatever. I probably know more about boxing than you I probably know more about knitting than you Yeah. Crochet and crosstitch is my speciality...

Can't have a boxing thread started by a lady Yeah whatever. I probably know more about boxing than you

'SCUSE ME!! There is already a thread about this!!

I finished work at 4 and was out by 6 having forgotten to feed the cats before I went. I'm now home having drank far too much wine. Does that do anything to dispel the "mother" illusion? Hello....? RSPCA??? Lovin' your ava

Yet still very beautiful I would take that as a compliment except you've already admitted you are very drunk.

It would appear that Audley Harrison is about to box on ITV. Now I like boxing but I can't believe they're going to subject me to this shit.

I finished work at 4 and was out by 6 having forgotten to feed the cats before I went. I'm now home having drank far too much wine. Does that do anything to dispel the "mother" illusion? the fact tht youasnmn aren'tmr typying lke this do;es ki;snd of ru;in i't for mbe tbqh No matter how much I have drank, I always check my posts at least twice before I press 'add reply'

1. It's freezing in my house. 2. It took me ages to get ready to go out tonight. 3. I'm now home, have taken my make-up off, scraped my hair back in a bobble and have my jarmies on. 4. I feel much better for it. 5. I'm getting old.

That's 4 vodka and diet cokes in the Trent! You've been had! Is it that cheap!? weren't they double measures too? Yes! That's 4 double vodka and diet cokes in the Trent! I'm such a cheap date..... Afternoon im Jon, 24 years old, male and from Hitchin. How are you? Why do I feel like I've met you before somewhere....